Is That The Fricking Hat Man

is that the fricking hat man

You. You! You— Richard. Or whatever you are. I’m not scared of you. I never was! I’m doing this for companionship only. You seem to care enough to persist. It’s admirable—or would be if i admired you—so I may indulge you. But I don’t like your games! I don’t like them— I don’t like them— I don’t like them— you must think I do. Alas…

I DON’T! I DON’T! You think you’ll snap your little fly fingers and i’ll be by your side? I’M NO LAPDOG. Of course, you must’ve heard what Ainsworth said. He’s a liar isn’t he. I despise beautiful liars! JUST LIKE I DESPISE THIS DARKNESS, THESE FOOLS. ALL OF YOU, ALL OF THEM, FOOLS! You know this, Richard, can’t you tell. They’re all… simply….—

He slams his spear into the dirt. The still-wet blood on its end splatters against his face. At the feeling of it dripping down his skin, he stills.

W-wait. Maybe we can arrange something. Please, do what you said. “Take me under your wing”. I’ve.. God, i’ve never been taught what that means. What does it mean? Maybe… maybe I could give you what you want? If you give me this…. This thing i’ve never had. Maybe then i wouldn’t have to be in this solitude…. the solitude…the solitude…the solitude…the solitude…. the solitude…the solitude…the solitude…the solitude…. the solitude…the solitude…the solitude…the solitude…. the solitude…the solitude…the solitude…the solitude…. the solitude…the solitude…the solitude…the solitude…. the solitude…the solitude…the solitude…the solitude…. the solitude…the solitude…the solitude…the solitude…. the solitude…the solitude…the solitude…the solitude… the solitude which i hate.

I hate a lot of things, Richard. Life, death… Everette, the lack of him… this island, you, myself…. Maybe you can just take me and be done with it. No use for me anyhow. Useless, useless, useless, useless…. I think i deserve to be alone. But somehow you refuse to leave me alone…. Here. Here are some flowers. Begonia, if i remember. I don’t care what they mean. Don’t wilt them…..Please?

I… am sorry. I don’t know whats come over me. I haven’t spoken so much since Ev— for a while, i mean. I think we can come to some agreement. I accept your offer, Demon of Flies.

You. You! You— Richard. Or Whatever You Are. I’m Not Scared Of You. I Never Was! I’m Doing This

A deal is a deal, then.

[It smiled. Finally, you took the deal! It has been such a long time ever since such a deal like this has struck on this island. It had the form of a man in a hat and coat, mimicking a familiar figure in your life. Surely, this one wouldn't leave you, though.]

[Like a small, still calm voice, it then softly whispered in its ear, a voice of a man came out of it's sychronized buzzing.]

My son.

peak jalph story

Ralph: Boi wut..u wanna be LE chief? 👁️👄👁️

Jack: y-y-yes >/////<

Ralph: well…heh…*chuckles* your gonna have to get through ts knuckle sandwich mah boi—- REEEEE😂

Jsck: N-N-N-NO! BAKA- *face turns red* I- I mean…ah…Ralph

Ralph: s-s-say that again…? >~<

jack: uhm- ahah….lets just pretend I…..I…forget it…I guess…it was stupid anyway- GAH!

Ralph: *le triggered* BOI get back here. *grabs him*

Jack: WUT- >\\\\\\<

Ralph: heh…Baka..you say? Well….heh….you..can be my Baka too…

Jack: *GAE INTENSIFIES*

Ralph: *le laugh* JK boi u still gotta get through ts knuckle sandwich 😂🖐️ BOI OPEN LE DOOR-

Jack: *TRIGGERED* sigh…whatever…I…I…whatever. *walks off away mad*

Ralph: w-w-wait….Wait!

jack: wut…>:c

ralph: I-i….i…i…

Jack: -_- wutttt. :/

ralph: I..wanna…be meh ✨ Baka bean ✨ ^/////^

jack: le gasp 😮

ralph: GAH! It…it was stoopid…nvm…I’m js a stoopid hooman >~<

Jack: okeh…heh…I’ll be ur baka…..0w0

Ralph: *LE GAE INTENSIFIES*

Jack: *le blush and become a ✨ T O M A T O ✨

the end!!!!!!!

Chapter 2:

jack: Ralph-Chan

Ralph: AAAA- 0_o O! It’s jus u *hugs*

*jacks face started to match his red hair* (LE GAE INTENSIFIES) Ahaha- anyway-

Ralph: wut did u want 2 tell meh >\\<

Jack: so yuh know how we’re liek- bakas n stuff :3

ralph: yeeeeesss ✨

Jack: can I b chief neow ;333

Ralph: *le face palm*

Jack: wut…:/

Ralph: HMPH!

Jack: WHAT!!! ACK-

Ralph: do you…just want 2 be meh baka cuz u want 2 be le chief…. :/

Jack: *le gasp* I-

Ralph: *tears start forming in his eyes* is dat…al u think of me :((

jack: RALPH-CHAN!! NO! It’s- it’s not like that…

Ralph: THEN WUT IS IT :(…I- I don’t know..I…if I can do this anymor-

Ralph: I don’t know if I can do this anymore…

Jack: NOOOO WAIT- *grabs hand*

Ralph: get OFF me! GAH! Stupid Baka…>\\\\<

Jack: :((((( I’m sorry..Ralph-chan…I- you can be chief…

Ralph: okeh :3 *hugs

Jack: *le sigh* it’s ok bc ur meh Baka….

The end lmk if u want chapter 3

update on my callout post two month ago

tw: sexualizing minors, racism, nsfw content

If you don't know what I'm referring to PLEASE check out my original post here: https://www.tumblr.com/feathery-bastard/769114115445751808/callout-post-cw-sexualizing-minors

so anyways, here's a masterdoc update with screenshots of puterboy's behavior. PLEASE block this man on sight, he doesn't need any more attention than he's already gotten.

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THE PUTER FILES

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