CAN I JOIN PLEASE 🙏

one day

Bro this is NOT Richards mod

It's 2 days actually

WHO MENTIONED NORMAN TO GOLDING BRO 😭😭😭 WE'RE COOKED

GOLDING HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT NORMAN ALEXANDER??? WHY DID YOU HIDE HIM FROM THE MANUSCRIPTS I AM CURIOUS.........

What are you screaming about?

canon i was one of the year 4s (it hurts im bleeding)

lotf headcanon that roger’s parents are convinced their son is the nicest boy on earth he comes home from school and says ‘i had a great day today mummy i learnt so much in mathematics and geography and my choir practice is going swimmingly” when in reality him and jack threw paninis and rocks at year 4s and played bogies in the back of the classroom

ITS GOING TO GET WORSE

Hello Ripley.. Ahem.

I'm sorry you have to see all of that. You see, it is supposed to be a private conversation between me and Ainsworth. I was concerned but.. perhaps I was being too harsh.

Here, have this, I'll make it up to you. It's a flower I thought you'd appreciate. I haven't asked Shepherd what it means, but it should be something..

What do you say? I am always here to comfort you if you need it. I'm sorry Ainsworth said that. I'll make him apologize to you. ☺️

- 🐍 ( @ask-norman-alexander-lotf )

“you? give me flowers? after all you’ve done to pry about my relations with Ainsworth? i shall hardly accept this. do not attempt to fool me with apologies, Norman. I know your mind dwells in places of hate.

if you must know, we were friends. were, until you started to pry. was it you who made him say those things? perhaps, but it was me who left of my own accord. so take your flower and feed it to the flies, why don’t you!!”

me when im trying to make a spam account so that i won't flood my account 🙏🙏🙏🙏

Nooormaaan!!!!!!!!! Can I join the hunters today? Please? Pretty please??? I won't bite the other hunters this time, I promise! -🦇

Y-.. You can, Nathaniel. It's fine, really. You can go along now. Just- Just don't talk to them about me. Say that I'll be back and fine as ever.

-🐍

( Nathaniel // @ask-nathaniel-briteshboi-lotf )

me giggling so hard rn (definitely didn't just randomly vaguepost about my tsp janitor oc 💔💔💔💔💔💔)

in a hypothetical scenario where you can actually get to hire random people would you absolutely be estatic to have a janitor in the building.....

Well I'd suppose so? I would be sure to give them tons of benefits and paid leave. Though now in this hypothetical scenario what company do I work at here??? What kind of jobs are primarily offered? Am I the cool and stoic, but very handsome boss that gives out commands, or am I the boss' assistant who simply hires people? Do I get to overthrow this hypothetical other boss in a violent coup?

Many questions factors to consider here...

But generally, I would say absolutely.

brah where did this come from 💀💀

Is this fish?

Normally I wouldn't give hints about my identity, but no. I know Fish personally, though!

Fish is only active on the weekends. I post whenever.

She has also sent to and responded to this account before. Nice try though! /lh 💚

SILENCE.......

silly boy do no crimes (i will be answering asks later on be patient with me 💔)

me core