Golly Gee Theres So Much LOTF Ask Blogs Help Me 😭

Well, no one really knows what my exact name is. It's hidden in some Director level files from what I remembered. It was Bright's greatest idea to start calling me nicknames that it just— stuck around with everyone else for some reason. He's always up to something, that man.

As of now, I am doing fine, Victor.. I think people actually somewhat forgot who I am, which is kind of a great news because every now and then, everyone kind of gets really spooked about my existence. Apparently Bright has been talking about me like I am some sort of hidden cryptid around. It doesn't even help that I have a literal fungus in my brain in a symbiotic relationship, gosh, somebody take me out of my misery.

I digress, though. I was just out here due to some mandatory action set out personally by the Foundation for me. They didn't want me to rot in my office with the thousands of pathogens I have.. I could really use some black coffee.

- 🍄‍🟫🌈

(HOLY CRAP I AM A YAPPER I AM SORRY 😭😭😭🙏 - 🐟)

I believe we haven't met, yes..? Goodness, maybe Dr. Clef was right, I should go out more often—

Ahem, excuse me.

I should.. introduce myself, I guess? That's how you talk to people, I figured. I think my name has been atleast mentioned around the foundation once or twice, but I digress. I'm Dr. Splinky Labrat. I know it is ridiculous but this is what everyone actually calls me.

You are a.. chemist? Surgeon? I dunno, I keep hearing the two. I'm a microbiologist, so it's not entirely in my field of influence.

So.. How are you?

- 🍄‍🟫🌈 ( @msfisherot )

a chemist and a surgeon my dear! but lovely to meet you, though i will assume that you've introduced yourself using a nickname? a fascinating one you've earned yourself it seems!

call me victor, no need for formalities it's unnecessary, now to answer your final question, i'm doing well! yourself?

@ask-norman-alexander-lotf this you

characters who are so inauthentic. characters who only show what they want other people to see of them. characters who simply must have control over every part of themselves. do you even get it

chat we MIGHT be cooked

NATHANIEL THATS TGE GEASTS NOOOOOOOOOOO NORMAN IS GONNA ACTUALLY TWEAK OUT

Hello, Nathaniel.

[It giggled, albeit it just makes the shadow man much more menacing. Surely, it won't hurt you like he did.]

Oh, Nathaniel. So naive, so ignorant. Tell us, do you really have to trust Alexander?

We know a lot more than anyone else knows. In fact, we are much more trustworthy than that green-eyed snake.

Don't you want to have someone to rely on after what happened to you? You do realize that Alexander is a hypocrite, a liar? A traitor? Oh, he will betray you one day, he will.

But we are not here to do that. Oh, we did tell you that you shouldn't rely us for comfort, but.. Maybe we have changed our minds..

Say, do you want us to lend you a hand? To take you on our wing? Ooh, a vampire and a shadow man! What a great pair..

Oh! Your back!

[Nathaniel looks across from him to the branch to his left to see someone in the shape of a man but the buzzing of flies tells him otherwise.]

Well, to say I trust anyone on this island is a bit of an overstatement. Sure I trust Norman buuuut, not with my life! Or secrets!! He's not quite there yet. Not even Michael's there yet. Or Mary! Which isn't to say I don't like them! I just know people are more likely to let something important slip than a fly. Or a couple thousand flies.

So I guess someone I could...tell and wouldn't tattle would be nice. I mean, from what I can tell nobody else on the island reeeeaaally likes you that much. And nobody really liked me back at home. I'm used to being alone and talking to people like you! They don't tattle at all!

As for your thoughts on Norman...why doesn't everyone on this island dislike him so much?? He's quite nice if you talk to him! Hmm. I suppose many like to look and judge before actually trying to learn.

[He ponders on the tree, looking at the ground, up into the thick leaves, and back to figure. It no longer holds a form similar to that of his pastor, but now of a friend.]

.........hmmmmmmmm...ok! -🦇

Richard belongs to @we-are-richard-lotf

Micheal (mentioned) belongs to @mikeru6 / @michealseis

Norman (mentioned) belongs to @msfisherot / @ask-norman-alexander-lotf

Mary (mentioned) belongs to @beeari / @mary-lotf

1984?!?!? WOAH YOU ARE SO COOL.. (im reading it too)

ok but have you ever heard or read abt animal farm by george orwell?? cus its actually kinda similar to LOTF and the vocab is easier to comprehend I HIGHLY RECOMMEND IT 🙏🙏🙏🙏

i have heard of it! i haven’t read it yet but i’ve been wanting to since i started reading 1984. once i finish that i’ll start animal farm 😇

i genuinely love how everyone actually draws Norman in his choir outfit while the rest either have remnants of it or are completely shirtless (BECAUSE IT IS LITERALLY HOT ON THE ISLAND)

like it actually implies Norman just NEVER took his outfit off so he is just slowly aqquiring heat stroke (he will think it is divine punishment)

eats this so hard

OKAY THESE ARE THE FACTS ABOUT MY BULLY OC - DARYA SIDOROVA

★ Let's start with the fact that she is a Russian Girl And she has a Russian accent, which is why she is often bullied.

★She has a rather hot-tempered and stubborn character, she is perky and cunning.

★Has a loud laugh!!!

★She has a stupid best friend - Robert ( @indohyusbarf ). This chick is head over heels in love with him and always stands up for him when the bullies around (She hopes that this ass-head loves her back)

★They're always on the same team of nerds in dodgeball. ⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️( They are always bullied by jocks)

★Daria also has a friend Andre ( @kat-mp5 ), He's cool and always gives her his DVDs.⬇️⬇️⬇️

★ She is often rude, but later regrets it.

★Loves to squeeze Robert's pimples

★Sooooo Possessive and jealous freak

wake up babe new holy relic just dropped

girl dinner

🤫🧏‍♂️

only those who read the archives knows............

Looks like you've been causing a lot of ruckus on the island, Alexander. I don't know any of these children too well and yet it's all I can hear about. I swear, a couple of minutes ago I was peacefully studying my literature in the forest when all of a sudden, I hear these two boys fighting. For such a "holy boy," you sure do seem to like causing problems for everyone. -🦉

Oh, not you too.

Leave me alone, Damon. I never meant all of this to happen! Don't blame me on things I couldn't control. Ainsworth did all of this. If he just answered nicely and actually kept his dang voice down, then MAYBE none of this would happen!

I am not in the wrong! I wouldn't be, Asa, and that is the truth. I am being victimized. Get out!!

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(hes gonna crash out guys -🐟)

(Asa Damon // @ask-asa-damon-lotf )