Chuuya:
Chuuya:
Grabbing both Akutagawa siblings: "Mine."
Grabbing Kyouka: "Mine."
Grabbing Kenji: "Mine."
Dragging Atsushi by his suspenders: "I'll take this one too for good measure."
Kyuusaku, in the travel-sized child carrier strapped to his chest: :)
This. This gives me life.
They aren’t allowed to drink together anymore
I'll do you one better:
He's saying this stuff pre-peace era, every time he's fighting Izuna. Many other foes die by his hands swiftly, including other Uchiha, so he finds no need to induce idle chatter. But Izuna is different. They've faced off multiple times before, so Tobirama starts to just naturally converse with the other. Most of the times, it's just insults as Izuna curses Tobirama, his health, his family, his looks, his gods, and his love life.
Tobirama, on the other hand, is making simple observations out loud. But the way he does so is in the most unintentionally romantic ways possible.
He'll take a particularly aggressive hit from Izuna and comment that the Uchiha must have denser bones and muscles to keep up with the strain of their sharingan because Izuna is petite in stature but is strong enough to completely overwhelm most enemies. From an evolutionary standpoint: the Uchiha are beautiful and colorful, which in turn makes them all the more deadly when their enemies fail to realize how much of a force of nature they are.
At different times, he'll make various comments about the different forms of Uchiha swordsmanship, and compare it to dancing, calling it an art form.
Izuna will glare at him, sharingan activated, and Tobirama will note out loud that his sharingan has a similar color to precious rubies and that the sharingan must be the most objectively beautiful doujutsu in the world.
And finally, he'll at one point manage to cut some of Izuna's hair, knowing that Izuna takes great pride in his appearance, and has it woven into a necklace he wears on the battlefield to taunt the Uchiha.
Only:
From Izuna's standpoint, he's been unofficially-officially courting this Senju. The Uchiha are a warrior clan, and they value strength and beauty above all else when looking for a spouse.
Tobirama effortlessly becomes in tune with Izuna whenever they clash blades. They're fights genuinely do feel like violent dances. Tobirama calls him beautiful, and acknowledges his strength in the same breath. He appreciates Izuna's swordsmanship and calls it art. He tells Izuna that his sharingan (what some Uchiha believe to be the entire culmination of their souls) beautiful and declares it better than any other clan eye techniques. And finally, he manages to steal something of value to Izuna, proving his strength, and wears it to battle in a declaration of ownership.
Izuna is now helplessly smitten. It ends up saving his life, because at one point, their confrontation was getting too heated, but Izuna wasn't ready to go to the next stage of their relationship, so he ended up retreating. (The foreplay was too much for him to handle.)
new headcanon that tobirama says insanely romantic shit by complete accident.
tbrm : you know that ruby that the third princess of usushio owns and that is estimated to be one of the most beautiful items in the world?? mh. your eyes kinda look like that when you activate your sharingan 🤨🤨
izuna : ?????????????
Edit: I have actually started a fanfiction. It's called "Izuku Meets SAO Abridged" The url is:
Beloved creator and internet shouty man Danny Motta said that Rei suwa as an adult looked like Aizawa today.
I’m slowly having the realisation that buddy daddies is just erasermic hitman au fanfic where they raise uraraka together.
I feel like as a fandom we're making Percy's entire personality about the 5 moments where he lost his shit and went berserk. like guys. he's not like that 90% of the time. he's gentle. he's kind. he'd rather die and have his friends sold to titans than to hurt someone weaker/innocent. he'd chose befriending a stinky homeless guy over being the popular kid. he hugs his friends and lets them cry their eyes out on his shoulder. he'd put his life on the line to save a innocent sea creature. come on. stop making Percy a one dimensional terrifying killing machine!!! There's so much more to him!!!
fic where 18 yrs old dazai meets 14 yrs old atsushi (right after leaving the mafia ig) and w/o thinking takes him with him and they spend the two years on the run together (dazai becuz anytime he tries to abandon the orphan he picked up w/o thought oda flashes into his mind and ultimately he grows to care for him) (atsushi becuz the weird bandage guy pinkie promised he could ride on one of those trains he's seen in books)
anyway
dazai and atsushi dont look alike or have the same name so the ada picks up they arent related by blood real quick
anytime anyone asks how they met, they honestly answer "i/dazai kidnapped him/me" but everyone thinks its a joke
atsushi wins dazai over gradually, like small moments, small moments of kindness shown for dazai, small moments of seeing atsushi's real non-trauma made personality seeping through , he doesn't even realize it until it hits all at once how much he cares for atsushi
atsushi on the other hand was sold because dazai could make him laugh
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also sskk where atsushi takes his bf to meet his brother and akutagawa and dazai do the spiderman meme
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also dazai finds out atsushi's ability becuz at some point he comes to their hideout or whatever and a giant tiger is sitting there and before he can even panic it happily jumps at him and boom atsushi
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in this particular au, dazai lets atsushi doodle anywhere like dazai's bandages and his books becuz its better than having to actually engage with the child and eventually gets atsushi an actual sketchbook and the two spend their time drawing, atsushi's sketches get better dazai's get worse but atsushi sometimes thinks its becuz dazai's silly and scary sketches make him laugh
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there has to be a scene where someone asks atsushi what he's doing here, after dazai's joined the ada, and atsushi's like "im here w/ my brother" and looks at dazai, sees him poorly flirting w/ kunikida and irritating him and gets so much second hand embarrassment he points at ranpo instead
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atsushi knows dazai was in the mafia but he thinks double black was just dazai's cringy ship name for his ex boyfriend
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okay thats all i can think of now ill add more maybe
Look at him adding war paint because he knows his bf is a fucking tsundere who will never admit when something is bothering him and doesn't want him to feel weird about his scars. I love him so much.
Please don't be mean. I cry when people are mean and I don't want to cry.
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