This Is Kabru's Real Job

This is Kabru's real job

Accommodation I should have: someone to follow me around and whisper in my ear, medieval court advisor style, how to correctly respond when presented with different social situations

"My liege, that was a rhetorical question you just heard. Do not answer it."

Accommodation I Should Have: Someone To Follow Me Around And Whisper In My Ear, Medieval Court Advisor

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1 year ago

REBLOG IF YOU HAVE STRETCHMARKS

This way people can see they’re not alone. I have them and this would help me see that.

6 months ago

hi, was thinking Abt this but:

malicious and intentional "they/theming" is very much a real thing and counts as misgendering/degendering.

even if it's a trans person you don't like, that person deserves to have the correct pronouns used. it's basic human rights.

7 months ago

i need teen skk to be physically affectionate with each other but in the weirdest possible ways because dazai has never had anyone his own age to bond with and chuuya, while he technically did have "friends," was seen as a leader rather than a member of the group. i need them making up ridiculous excuses to sit super close together so they can put their heads on each other's shoulders when they're sleepy after missions. i need dazai complaining about a headache so chuuya will let him put his head in his lap and play with his hair. i need dazai biting chuuya out of cuteness aggression and chuuya being like "what the fuck?" and then allowing it to continue regularly. i need them to share a bed on missions "for safety" even though there are two beds in the room, they just want to sit on the bed and play cards and end up accidentally falling asleep tangled up like a pile of cats. i need them to be physically close but never ever admit that it's intentional.

4 months ago

it's kinda awesome how there's beautiful women

1 year ago

I LOVE THIS SONG

I WILL NEVER DIE I WILL NEVER DIE I WILL NEVER DIE AUGUNJUKOOOLL Save Me Yosano Save Me
I WILL NEVER DIE I WILL NEVER DIE I WILL NEVER DIE AUGUNJUKOOOLL Save Me Yosano Save Me
I WILL NEVER DIE I WILL NEVER DIE I WILL NEVER DIE AUGUNJUKOOOLL Save Me Yosano Save Me

I WILL NEVER DIE I WILL NEVER DIE I WILL NEVER DIE AUGUNJUKOOOLL save me yosano save me

7 months ago

I'm so sorry Salem, I'm gonna have to eat this drawing.. *CRUNCH CRUNCH SLURPPPPP*

Wolfjager Bros

wolfjager bros

(He/him pronouns for all) 🐇🏳️‍⚧️😈

2 years ago

A fully grown adult commented on that reddit post of "My cat got upset when my girlfriend spanked me" with "maybe you weirdos shouldn't be physically harming your partners" and I'm losing my shit adfklhsglk

3 months ago

i want a boyfriend who is also a girlfriend

1 year ago

In the school cafeteria did you ever moisten paper napkins and throw them to the ceiling where they stuck almost for forever?

Oh yeah!

No, what miscreant would do that? ; )

Never heard of that. (Maybe you need to try it sometime? lol)

No, but I used something else. Leave "what" in the tags.

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