Mrs-mayonnais3 - ♡Tilly!✧

I’m so excited for newcomer fans to experience Laios Touden the way I did. Like “oh great another white male lead of a fantasy series” only for it to be revealed that he is so dripping in autistic swag that not only does he have to cook and eat every living creature in sight, and not only does he keep monsters in his armor like Alphonse Elric does cats, but his autism is so powerful that it gets him declared a threat to national security.

And he’s not even the most quirked up guy in his party.

The real tragedy of Chimera Fallin is that her mouth is so tiny but her body is huge so she’s unable to smoke enough weed to get high unless she’s hitting that bong every minute. Like if you cry every time

glimpse into my beautiful imaginary world where arthropods are really big and we domesticated them

edit: people are starting to say some "my worst nightmare" or "eeeww no that one is yucky and scary" comments on this like they do on any bug post and id like to say. it's fine if you don't like bugs it's fine if you're scared of bugs but don't put that on MY post clearly talking about how much i like them and how cute i think they are. you can make your own damn post about how much you hate wasps or spiders or whatever. i'm blocking people who make these kinds of comments.

i deserve to be an eel. in a crevice with a bunch of other eels. opening and closing our mouths over and over

oh and that gap in my resume is when i was digging my own grave

found this gem in a tiktok compilation

YUP YOU UNDERSTAND 💥💥💥💯💯

fem zoro and her shameless when it comes to nudity is so personal to me

her nip slipped out mid dinner? she just tucks it back in while the cook bleeds in the background

she does have any clean underwear? fine she wont wear

she wants to swim? just undresses

(BSD Chapter 114)

Attention my fellow fanfic writers!!

Now that it is canon that Dazai apparently was known to (at least by Chuuya) roll around on the floor when "fretting," we must act quickly and either add this crucial detail to either our on-going or future fics! Slow burns, fluffs, one-shots, everything- especially angst!!! I fully expect the next angst fic I read to have Dazai stop, drop, and roll. I will certainly be adding this to my current fic. I don't know when, but the time will come. That is all. Thank you *bows out, curtains close, etc.*

inside me there are two lungs. and one liver. one stomach. a few meters of intestine. there's a lot inside me actually