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Apple Review #1

Today’s apple: Jonagold

(Via: New York Apple Association)

For those who don’t know, jonagolds are a cross between golden delicious and Jonathan. They are very crisp but you need more than that in an apple. The flavor was alright, not the best. I couldn’t taste much of the golden delicious and it was kinda watery tasting. If you imagine a normal apple taste in your head that’s basically what it was. I didn’t hate it though.

Official rating: 6/10

there are only 3 flavors of monster that they put in different cans to make you think they taste different. But I noticed.

they raised the price to $2 🥀 I don’t care what you do anymore

at least you aren’t stealing $1 dvds from goodwill

if I had a time machine id make sure stanley meyer never existed so I wouldn’t have to hear about it anymore

I hope you guys like my new forcemasc post. Come eat lobster with a monster.

autographed dvd of “Sunshine Girl and The Hunt for Black Eyed Kids” bought at goodwill

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Anybody else noticed fish are too smart now? I used to catch many fish but now they’re too smart to fall for it.

I shoota da ceo

I’ll die before watching reanimator 3

at least you aren’t stealing $1 dvds from goodwill