If No One Is Gonna Rub My Belly, I’m Doing It

serial killers are probably so annoying if you’re in hell “you know I outsmarted the cops” ohhh myyy goddd

I’m so full of love right now I just bought a David DeCoteau film from the record store

I can’t believe people still do those racist name urban legends. “No my mom literally knew twins called lemonjello and orangejello” “my cousin knew a girl named La-a (Ladasha)” Well my aunt is a teacher and literally had twin students called Fucking Gullible and Fucking Stupid it’s crazy what people name their kids these days.

💔 WAR HAS STARTED AGAIN 💔😔

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Eminem is not even the best white rapper

when she finds out you aren’t cursed forever to sleep on a twin size mattress in somebody’s attic or basement your whole life

more like Midchael Moore

ur gay + your mob grinder only spawns skeletons + you don’t even have any juice in your fridge

There’s probably a kid out there who knows about the Mandela catalogue but not Nelson Mandela. That’s someone’s real life.

u suck + u do not have a brother + you have never experienced anything this ferocious or intentional with another person