I Spent $32 On This Fucking Bowl At The Moma And At First I Felt Bad Buying It Bc It Was So Expensive

Honestly I can do my own but it’s nice once in a while are me and lachie gonna work out or what

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#mommyissuesgang

I have both but more mommy issues cuz my dad was in my life up until I was 10 and I have no memory of it.

need to read this again when it isnt 4:00 am.

𝐉𝐉𝐊 𝐁𝐎𝐘𝐒 𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐃𝐎𝐖𝐍 𝐎𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐒 

𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡. yuuji, gojo, sukuna, choso

𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦𝐞. lots of fluff!

𝐫𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭. none!

𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐞. Sorry for any misspelling! Hoping they aren’t ooc- anyway enjoy some fluffy content! 

✎ 𝐘𝐔𝐔𝐉𝐈

Yuuji was tired, like really tired tired. Coming back home he took of his shoes and place them on the floor before walking on the wooden floor.

He didn’t expect one mission would take hours to finish. Nor did he expect to fight a powerful opponent.

Now being in the living room his eyes land on you. Shoulders relaxing, eyes held with full of love. Lips turning into a smile he spoke up, making you turn to him with a warm welcoming smile.

“I’m home baby!”, You replied back with a, “welcome home Yuuji. Oh dear, you look so tired” quickly you patted the empty spot next to you. “Come here love” quickly he rush to your side and seated down.

You could see his small injuries. Poor baby went through a long fight. As his girlfriend you should make him happy! After all he makes yummy food for you, keeps the house nice and tighty when yoh return home. so he should rewarded with a good gift!

Warping your small hands around his head, softly bringing it down to your thighs. yuuji felt like he was in heaven, they felt like fluffy clouds!! Soft and squishy. He dig his face deeper to your thighs before letting out a soft “thank you baby, love you so much”

Soft snores could be heard as you giggle at his cuteness. Lowering your head you placed a light soft kiss on his cheek before whispering a, “love you too bae”.

✎ 𝐆𝐎𝐉𝐎

Gojo was feeling really touchy touchy today. Maybe because he has been gone for some days now, without holding you in his arms. So as soon as he returns home, he quickly finds you laying down on the bed scrolling through the phone.

His eyes landed on your adorable face before going a little lower and landing on those soft thighs of yours. A smug spread across his lips and in seconds he had his face flat on your thighs.

This caught you by surprise but soon relaxed seeing it was none other then your boyfriend. Smiling softly you dig your fingers into his soft white silky hair. “welcome home Gojo” he mutter but you couldn’t hear what he said seeing as his face is deep in your thighs.

They felt like fluffy clouds to him. He warp himself to bring your body closer, feeling the warmness relaxing. Soft giggles could be heard and he took those soft noises to heart.

But of course Gojo, being Gojo, his hands went under your shirt as he was about to touch your chest you grab his waist. He look up to see you staring at him. A pout could be seen on his face.

“(y/nnnnn), come onnn, I miss talking them!” Laughter could be heard in the room as you softly slap his shoulder. “No you idiot, I have to get up for tomorrow. Maybe some other time okay” you kiss his forehead before going back on your phone.

Still pouting he dig his face once more into your thighs. “I love you” could be heard, as you soon reply back, “love you too”

✎ 𝐒𝐔𝐊𝐔𝐍𝐀

Sukuna who return back home in a tired, bloody state. As soon as he made it back to his shrine there you were, cleaning things up, making the place nice and clean. Humming to a song made his heart flutter.

Feeling a pair of eyes staring at you, you turn around to meet your husband. Who happened to be in a bloody state. Dropping the broom you rush towards his side.

Helping him up he push you away, not wanting to get you dirty with the blood all over him. Ignoring the push, you push him down softly and slowly, confusing the man.

Getting down as well you brought his face down to your lap. Confusing the man even more. “Stay still now” you spoke as you brought out some cloth from your pockets.

He grumblings before feeling your soft thighs, which felt really nice. This was his first time laying down on these wonderful cloudlike pillows. Wow, this feels really nice!!

A tint of pinkness could been seen on his cheeks. Baby really feels like he’s about to fall asleep! And he indeed does-

Hearing snores you look down to see a sleeping Sukuna. Smiling warmly you place a kiss on his lips before going back to attending his wounds.

✎ 𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐎

He had just gotten out from the shower, drops of water falling on the wooden floor. As he walk into the shared bedroom he saw your you laying comfortable on the bed watching a horror movie.

As he put on some comfy clothes, he stared at you before looking at your lap. Climbing into the bed next to you he placed a light kiss next to your cheeks before laying down on your thighs.

You stared at him for a good 3 seconds before you burst into giggles. “Your so adorable choso” you softly cup his cheek. Feeling the drops of cold water dripping down your thighs you ask, “want me to do your hair” he nodded before closing his eyes.,

Awe, baby must have been tired dealing with many things. You ran your figures into his wet hair, splitting it off into sections and gathering it up, tying them into small and loosen ponytails. Looking down choso was in a deep sleep. Smiling warmly you placed a kiss on his forehead. Before going back to watching the movie.

News flash it didn't lol teehee

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I love this and I'm reposting solely to bookmark it (don't mind me)

I like to think that one of the lessons Aizawa taught class A is "always have a knife".

You never know when you'll need a knife so never not be in possession of a knife. As such every member of class A has a knife hidden somewhere in their hero costumes. His gift to them when they graduated were custom engraved knives with their student number on them.

Not on board? Ok. Just imagine how funny it would be tho.

Villain: "Number one hero Deku! I am punch proof! The more you hit me the stronger I get! How will you defeat me now-"

Midoriya: "Knife."

Villain: "Wha-" *gets stabbed*

Midoriya: "Knife."

Hero: "Oh no! We're tied up! However will we escape!"

Tsuyu: "Knife."

Hero: "What?"

Tsuyu, pulling a knife off the bottom of her foot with her tongue: "Knife."

Groupie getting a hug: "Are you using your quirk or are you just happy to see me?"

Kirishima: "It's a knife."

Groupie: "...What?"

Kirishima: "Knife."

Villain, completely insulated in rubber: "You're a one trick pony chargebolt."

Kaminari, reaching down into his boot: "Oh boy are you wrong my dude!"

Hero: "You need to calm down."

Bakugou, reaching down into his V-neck: "Listen here you son of a BITCH-"

Hero: "WHY DO YOU HAVE A KNIFE!?"

Kouda: "Stop scaring the pigeons! They're a domesticated species that we abandoned back into the wild. They're sweet creatures who are pets by nature!"

Douchebag: "Or what?"

Kouda: "..."

Douchebag: "..."

Kouda: "..."

Douchebag: "oh my GOD HE HAS A KNIFE-"

-things to send to my parents once I move out

The first rule of the abusive parents is that they never believe they're doing anything wrong.

The second rule is, that you were just too sensitive to take it and also maybe you imagined it and it didn't happen at all.

The third rule is that it 'wasn't that bad', and even if it was, you deserved it.

The fourth rule is that they were great parents and you need to be grateful for the roof over your head and for being fed.

The last rule is that you need to keep quiet about it.

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Deconstruction:

If a child comes to you after gathering courage to confront you about something you did to them and how much it hurt them, that's how you know you did something wrong. They already know they hurt you, so by the time you come to confront them, they've already decided to either play dumb and pretend they 'didn't know and still can't comprehend it and will never be able to learn', which is, they expect you to believe they're stupider than a 5yo. Yes they know they did wrong, that's why they're acting with such determination and covering their tracks and super intent on hiding and covering it up.

All children are sensitive to abuse. Adults should not risk doing anything to a child that might end up in a child getting traumatized. They not only took that risk but repeatedly did things to their children that would traumatize adults and now have the gall to pretend the children 'should have taken it better'. They themselves would go insane if they were treated like that. No you were not too sensitive, they're downplaying the abuse to look less guilty of it. Also telling you that you 'imagined it', or it 'didn't happen', is gaslighting, and they would not be doing that if they did nothing wrong.

Yeah it wasn't 'that bad' for them. To them abusing you was just a little hobby they indulged in for fun and recreation. If you come and tell them it was bad - that's how they know it was bad for you, but they already knew that, didn't they? They took pleasure in hurting you, they knew you were in pain. You feel hatred while you're being abused, and they know they directed that hatred at you. You did not deserve it. No child deserves that. No matter what.

You do not have to be grateful for the roof over your head or food or clothes. The alternative would be to kick you out on the street (illegal), starve you on purpose (illegal) or keep you without clothing (illegal). They're telling you that you have to be grateful that they didn't commit crimes against you and for not killing you on purpose. They're pretending that we live in a world where it's a normal thing to kill off a child for fun so you have to be grateful that didn't happen to you, they're warning you they could have done that. What they're saying is a threat. We could have hurt you worse, be grateful we didn't kill you completely. That is not parenting. That is blackmail and terror.

You don't owe them silence. You have full rights to talk about your experiences. If they 'did nothing wrong', then surely they will not mind if everyone else finds out about it. You do not have to take on the shame and the guilt for what these people did to you when you were defenseless and clueless, your brain and body not even formed enough to fight back. They were adults. They were supposed to take care of you and keep you safe. If they didn't, if they hurt you instead, the shame and the guilt for torturing a child should haunt them forever.

tied up monster bf that whines and uselessly thrusts into the air in front of you when you don't let him near your sloppy wet hole out of punishment

said monster bf that breaks through the ropes & pins your tiny weak body down, rutting against you, planning to make sure you get bred with every. last. drop. >>>

When a monster eats your hole with tongue and starts growling for extra vibrations and pleasure.

I want to use this but I have no bf/gf/partner 💔💛💙 (opens c.ai)

Spanish affectionate names (because we can do better than using “mi amor” a hundred times)

Author’s note: Spanish uses gendered nouns. Masculine nouns often end in -o (example: “guapo”) and feminine nouns often end in -a (example: “princesa”). There are also gender neutral names! I’ll list those too for my people that are non-binary! This list is not exhaustive, so feel free to reblog and add more! Also, some words may have different translations depending on the country!!!!!

For him (names to use towards someone who identifies as a man)

Guapo : handsome

Rey : king

Príncipe: prince

Chulo / Lindo : cute, cutie

Bichito : little bug (disclaimer: in Puerto Rico, “Bicho” means “d*ck, so “Bichito” would mean “little d*ck”. )

For her (names to use towards someone who identifies as a woman)

Princesa: Princess

Guapa : beautiful

Muñeca : doll

Reina : queen

For everyone (he/him, she/her, they/them)

Mi corazón : my heart

Mi alma : my soul

Mi vida : my life

Mi cielo : my sky/heaven

Mi tesoro : my treasure

Mi luz : my light

There are tons more out there. Do a quick search!

Happy writing!