It Took Blinky A Decade Or Three To Catch On

found family

Jim: Two years ago, I married my best friend.

Jim: Clair is still mad about it, but me and Toby were drunk and thought it was funny.

tfa megatron but the reverse engineering of his form mr sumdac fucked him up. he talks with a tone similar to that tiktok tts and his disdain and his hate and his pride can't be fully expressed anymore. the cave the decepticons live in hides them from the autobots signals but it also helps megs not deal with the constant notifications and posts from sites from the phones that he made. but even then it's not enough cause everyday his head is roaring with advertisements and stupid videos and memes coming from tablets and laptops that were made from part of his cranium.

he knows that pens used to draw were taken from his servos when mr sumdac realised that they had more uses them being furniture. he knows that the wires in that streamers pc setup were supposed to be his, operating his brain. parts of his optic were taken and formed into phonescreens that could not be shattered. pathetic, a cybertronian could still crush them easily.

he doesn't want to be on earth anymore. he wants to finish the spacebridge and go to cybertron and finally win the war. because he refuses to believe he went through all that agony and suffering for 50 years to not go through with it anymore. maybe once he's taken over cybertron he'll come back and raze this pathetic planet to the ground. maybe if cybertron is far enough he can escape all the millions of wifi passwords and pdfs and scams that haunt him every moment he lives. he shall never know peace and quiet again. you may pity him, but to some, after all he's done, all the crimes he's committed and blood that's on his servos, this isn't even the worst of it.

And that’s how Trollhunter!Strickler AU Jim ended up landing the part of Romeo in the school play.

(My apologies to everyone who got confused trying to make this conversation fit into canon. I don’t know when canon will return to this blog, but it seems it won’t happen anytime soon.)

MHA SEASON 7 SPOILERS

BKDK EDIT

A routine, a routine

Commission for an anonymous person who asked for Jazz and Prowl having some post-work fun! Ahh this was fun to do and I think it helped me to get back into the swing of things, thank you so much for commissioning me, I really hope you like it!!

just realized... do trolls like to eat socks and underwear (especially really smelly/worn ones) because they SMELL like humans but aren't actually like... human flesh...

Lighthouses of the Great Lakes.

by researchremora

stupid meme

Troll Jim too btw. If you even care