Stop right there criminal scum, pay the court a fine or serve your sentence, Your stolen goods are now forfeit!
I’ve never done drugs, I’ve never been caught speeding, I’ve never killed anyone, but I eat a cricket ONE time
BE MAD BE SAD BUT DONT U DARE GIVE UP
At night I dream of public transportation networks so efficient they make cars obsolete
Honestly, I don’t get why anyone wouldn’t like me. I do cool stuff. I make cars. People like cars, don’t they? I make stonks go to the moon. Isn’t that cool? Isn’t making stonks go to the moon something people like? Seriously, c’mon. Appreciate me. I was on Rick And Morty. Wubba lubba dub dub, right? People love that show! I like to hang out. I microdose acid, a cool drug. Remember that time I went on Joe Rogan’s podcast and smoked that joint? Who else would be crazy enough to do that but me?
God, I’m lonely.
Full Story
woke up to a miasma of fog and gloom, pervasive drizzling, and indolent rolls of thunder in the distance
Hawk from Dungeons of Blood and Dream
Táta se mě zrovna zeptal jestli se nebudu cítit odstrčená když mě letos nevyšlehá, protože mu to přijde jako úchylná and na hlavu padlá tradice?
Let's go tati, nejlepší na světě
Uk peeps!! Let’s get this going! 🏳️⚧️🇬🇧