WHAT Is Wrong With You. It Is So Attractive

I'm gonna tattoo this on my fucking forehead

In music, the note E-sharp is identical to the note F-natural. Let us suppose, then, that when Edith Cushing becomes E. Sharpe, she is also the most natural and correct version of so many Fs—female, family, friend, even financier for Thomas.

Lucille’s first initial is not a musical note, but let us suppose it is a twisted version of one: L is the twelfth letter of the alphabet, so if we start over again with H, L matches up neatly with…E. Lucille is a strange E-sharp, F-natural that can never truly exist. Her versions of female and family and friend and, yes, even financier are all made strange by things outside the norm. Chief among them, murder: for example, where Edith would bring Thomas money by simply marrying and loving him, Lucille ends up killing people in order to fund his work.

These two notes are odd and distinct versions of each other, and Thomas Sharpe loves them both. Therefore, Edith and Lucille should kiss on the mouth and make beautiful music together. In this essay I will

Lucille took locks of hair from each of their victims, so lovingly braided each one of them, and kept them neatly in a drawer.

Because she’s just sentimental like that.

i feel a normal amount of emotions about this fictional woman i promise

I'm curious. Reblog this if you know how to cook

I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat. 

please, know that I would never condone such relationship as incest in real life. this is purely fictional involving purely fictional characters. also, users who spread their negativity and threats in my work will be blocked.

it’s such a shame that the “your fave is a girlboss/malewife” blog is run by an anti

because like

Thomas and Lucille are indisputably malewife and girlboss

reblog to violently explode a trans kid’s transphobic teacher

girl who is sitting in a chair quietly with a neutral expression actually screaming very loudly in her head