Bill Nye For Most Of His Career: Imma Do Science For Kids. Science Without Politics. Nice, Tame Science

I think she’d respect his methodology

The Sapphic need to say: "I can't go out tonight boys. Me and my old lady have plans~" and then I waggle my eyebrows. The plans are watching sad movies and cuddling our seven dogs and five cats.

Shout out to animated shows intended for younger audiences that lowkey still hit (this isnt even all of them)

they match each other's freak

You know what, just take it, just take the damn news report

The weirdest guy I ever met in a church was this boy who referred to “Buzz Aldrin and his husband” going to the moon. I was completely baffled, and when I asked if he’d misspoken, he got really angry and accused me of being deliberately ignorant of the facts. It turned out that he was somehow comvinced that Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong were married. It took five Wikipedia articles to convince him otherwise.

Stab a politician day!!!!