y’all just— thinking about how excited Stanley must have been to host the twins— Alex says he smokes cigars but he doesn’t smoke once in the show— has a beer gut but he only drinks sodas in front of the kids— doesn’t swear when they’re around which must have taken INCREDIBLE effort— Stanley Pines, known crook, buying pancake mix at the supermarket and many bottles of syrup— learning to cook basic healthy meals and burning so many of them before he gets it right— buying new sheets, new mattresses— avoiding bunk beds because it reminds him of Ford— looking at the attic room he made wondering “is this enough will they like me”— trying to act aloof at the bus stop so he doesn’t betray the fact that he was there hours early— watching them goof around and thinking of New Jersey beaches— then the first night they’re there, he watches them debate running away and only stay because Mabel shook a magic 8 ball. That must have kept him awake all night.
Gondor needs no king(2024.4.30)
Me: *completes one kinda tiring task*
My body: Ooooh what a day. Glad it's over now
Me: No dude I still have like 10 other tasks to do
My body: ....b-but rest? We are so tired. We should go lay down right now
Me: Dude it was one task
James: What do you call a dog who meditates? Aware wolf.
Remus: Next time I transform, I'm going to try to bite you.
😊(2024.6.22)
Anybody else got that Evergiven sized writers block
How to tell someone you're asexual:
"I'm asexual" ❌️
This is boring and not everyone will get what you mean
My blood line shall end at me" 👍
This makes you seem super cool and makes your point well
"The blood of my ancestors will cease when I eternally rest for I have no intention to breed" ✅️
Makes you seem Shakespeare-esque and articulates your point well 🧐
I had this idea for a looping animation in which a single dot has a pretty long loop, but the animation as a whole is much shorter. Because of the repetition this animation is only 1 second long!
Me now that it’s autumn, when The Fellowship of the Ring takes place:
Silly watercolor philza with silly watercolor crow 🌿
∆ ace ∆ maybe aro, idk ∆ nonbinary ∆ any pronouns!!! ∆ i want to be a streamer one day, but now I'm just trying to copy ∆ ∆ feel free to interact ∆ ∆ i like minecraft, fantasy and oddities ∆
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