Free Him

Bedrock bros just after exile week. Techno is huffing about Tommy going outside unprepared -forget his trash armor, he’s not even in warm clothes! And look at those holes- and while Tommy INSISTS that he’s a big man and will be fine, that’s not how hypothermia works. So Techno just plops his cloak on top of Tommy, who immediately buckles under the weight. He struggles to escape and just utterly fails. Trapped in cloak hell. Techno has a flashback to trying the blanket intelligence test on Floof and starts rethinking his choice in allies.

Bienvenido gran rey cuervo 🧙‍♂️

lotr/the hobbit incorrect quotes

part 6? is it six? might be six. i kinda forgot i left it in wips, sry

Gandalf: we need a plan

Gandalf: *points at Merry and Pippin* no explosions

Gandalf: *points at Gimli* no cursing towards elves

Gandalf: *points at Legolas* absolutely no using a shield as a fucking snowboard

Gandalf: *points at Aragorn* preferably no falling down the cliff

Gandalf: *points at Boromir* you just better be happy to still be there so stay quiet in the back, will you?

Gandalf: *points at Sam and Frodo* and we don’t sacrifice ourselves!

Gandalf: you know what, I will do the planning

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Boromir, having no idea about geography of Middle-Earth past Rohan: so… you live in Mirkwood?

Legolas: so first of all, my father lives in Mirkwood

Legolas: I tend to live in the moment

— — — — —

Gandalf: so, what was your plan precisely?

Aragorn: Pretty much save everyone and come home unharmed?

Gandalf: plan, Aragorn, p l a n, not a fucking wishlist!

— — — — —

Just some random cook at Edoras: any allergies?

Éowyn: weak-willed men and cowards!

Éomer: and hazelnuts. she’s allergic to hazelnuts.

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Boromir: as your adoptive older brother I will absolutely not allow you to do this stupid, immature thing…

Merry & Pippin: :((

Boromir: …alone

Boromir: and we don’t tell Faramir until we need to be bailed out of citadel’s jail

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Astarion’s simple plan

"ohh thorin trusts Bilbo above his own family and kin because he just loves him sooo much because I think romantic love is superior to any other form of love" or maybe it was he was experiencing a severe episode of paranoid psychosis and he implicitly trusted Bilbo because he was the only person in the Company who didn't have any preexisting, longstanding loyalities to him (as a King or brother-in-arms or Family or otherwise) and followed him purely out his own desire to and he saw Bilbo stay by his side even after his contract had ended even though he knew how much he wanted to go home (and had every reason to at that point). maybe it was because he knew Bilbo would had nothing to gain by betraying him (re: no birthright to the crown, no desire for riches or property, etc). Maybe he believed he could confide into Bilbo because he felt like he felt like he wasn't responsible for his safety in the same way he felt responsible for his nephews or his kin (as their King), and he no longer need to mantain any sort of formalities or barriers with him (because Thorin is not. his. King).

sorry I just refuse to believe Thorin doesn't love his nephews as much as he loves Bilbo (someone who he'd only known for 6~ months at that point) and I think there's a lot of better ways to explain his behavior here

Had a dream last night bedrock bros were on the secret life smp. Techno’s task was to spread something ‘like a virus’. So he gets out this yellow concrete block and is like “….hey Tommy. Want some cheese?” Tommy immediately sprints over and then crouches. Looks at the cheese. Slowly looks up to Techno. Back to cheese. Techno. Cheese. Techno. At this point Techno joins in, the pair switching between each other and the yellow concrete, getting faster and faster until Tommy pauses the able sister’s theme and gets dead serious. “Cheese? cheese cheese Cheese CHEESE!” He starts chanting and after a beat Techno joins in, hyping each other up. Tommy demands the yellow concrete and then starts up a bit where he’s 'a little mouse boy' and Techno is his 'cheese dealer.' He pretends to become a cheese addict, following Techno around everywhere, begging for more yellow concrete, going through ‘with drawl’. The pair are just goofing around. Until Grian shows up and stares then down “……….I heard you have. the Cheese.” “Uhhhhh that’s a lie officer. I’ve never had cheese a day of my life. I’m lactose intolerant.” But Techno does end up giving it to Grian bc it’s still his task. Grian pretends to eat it and asks for another. Techno refuses. Grian pulls out an iron sword and demands it. Since there isn’t heart regen bedrock bros book it, leaving Grian in the dust. They race through corridors together, until rounding a corner to find Grian somehow in front of them. He’s changed to a disheveled looking skin and is twitching. Cue Tommy’s little startled ‘BAH!’ noise. “Bruuuuh how!? This guy’s craazy.” The pair turn tail and sprint away, Grian chasing after them screaming about cheese. Tommy and Techno are laughing the whole time, and maybe it’d be safer to separate to lose Grian but they never do. Techno’s hand ruffles fondly through Tommy’s hair. He doesn’t even look back. “Not even close, loser!”

So, I'm on episode 11 of sky bound, and as far as i noticed, some avians have bird legs (Vast), and some don't (Sylph), and that's intriguing, like, why exactly