“Surprise!”

that comment about how you should not borrow grief from the future has saved me multiple times from spiraling into an inescapable state of anxiety. like every time i find myself thinking about how something in the future could go wrong i remember that comment and i think to myself: well i never know, it might get better. it might not even happen the way i think it will and if it does happen and it is sad and bad ill be sad about it then, when it happens. and it’s somehow soo freeing

hey dude, idk how much you remember from the party last night but- yeah, everyone saw your want. yeah no it was pretty late and winding down so it was quiet enough that every single person there saw it throbbing and twitching in your chest and so wet with hunger it was glistening under the kitchen light. they said it looked like it was reaching for something

Cockwarming isn't just about the sexual aspect, it's about getting as close to someone as physically possible and having no barriers between each other

It does however help that it leads to very, very sloppy sex

letting my wife kill me during sex does not make me a bottom or a sub. it simply means i love my wife

I was given a pineapple. I really like having this pineapple. I'm comfortable with the pineapple. even though it sometimes hurts me to have this pineapple, I like it because it's sweet, and I know that some people don't get to have pineapples like I do. I used to look forward to turning the pineapple into pineapple juice, except, now I worry because I know I may never get another pineapple like it, or it will take a long time to grow a new pineapple. I've always wanted pineapple juice, so why do I keep putting it off? is it because I feel pressure to make pineapple juice now? somedays it makes me wish I was never given the pineapple. maybe I would be better off had I been given a jar of cream instead. cream is good too. but I wasn't given cream, I was given a pineapple.

stop using chat gpt. i can also feed you misinformation when you ask me questions and also im beautiful

my biggest red flag is that im a lesbian who likes boobs and whenever im watching a show with obvious fanservice and all the girls have their massive tits hanging out of their bras being held together by string, my first reaction isnt to go "god im so tired of all this oversexualization of women". i go WOOOOO BOOBIES !!!!!!!!!