Moreneuroticthanjudicious - Be Strong. Be Kind.

I'm getting pink hair!!!!

okay so i finished checking if we were friends in every universe and, uh, it turns out we're only friends in 6 of them. but look, i need you to understand these universes vary like crazy, okay? like 6 is actually insanely high, like way higher than most. and one of those is the universe where i accidentally killed the actor who played Dipsy from Teletubbies when i was 7 and my life went completely differently as a result. and we still ended up friends! also you were a girl in that universe for some reason. what? oh, uh, yeah, you were cute as hell. like really cute. did you just fucking giggle

My brain is like a wild party where everyone has an opinion and nobody's listening.

My hand slipped

missionary because i can kiss him while he fucks me

Tumblr, I propose a battle of wits!

I have put Iocaine powder in one of these two goblets. You choose, then we both drink.

Everything is gender neutral if you're not weird about it

I'm not overthinking, I'm just multi-thinking about all the bad decisions I could make.

*puts my fingers under your chin to make you look at me*

You mean so much to me princess

i can promise that if i ever create a commercial published project that leads to a fandom and arguments, i will not be going on my official accounts to use my authority to say who is right or wrong. i will be making an anonymous account to partake and make it worse