Unavoidable That You Will Be The Villain In Someone Else's Story. You Will Be Painted In An Unfavorable

trying new staff. part 02: oil pastel.

yesterday, unplanned, I bought oil pastels. I don’t expect anything. I am in LOVE 💘 First Thistle is just oil pastels and some pencils, second is oil pastel with white spirit and some pencils. It's very fun and easy and fast and fun 💖

op just discovered trolling

Kind of a Reddit AITA post but sometimes it is a little funny to fuck with people in ways that deliberately conform to a stereotype of what they must think of you. the other day I was talking to my friend and I randomly said that I wanted a pet chimpanzee. I'd dress it in person clothes (dungarees and hats) and I'd teach it to love science fiction. And this girl nearby was like "you know how dangerous those things are, right? Also how unethical it is to keep an ape as your pet for your own amusement" and I was already seeing where the conversation was going so I was pretending ignorance like "yea but it wouldn't just be for my amusement. It would have practical points too." And she ignored that statement entirely to say "Well chimpanzees can rip faces off" and I was like. What's the most frustrating thing I can say now. Finally settled on "Mine wouldn't do that though." and you could tell she wanted to hurt me very very badly. Like a chimpanzee would if I had one as a pet

Khalil Gibran

Oh my fucking god I forgot to stay silly

his palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms spaghetti

he'll sleep when she's dead

mom's spaghetti

every single day a sunset occurs & every single day i’m like oh my God this is the prettiest thing i’ve ever had the privilege of witnessing... & every single day it’s true

me when I'm not doing art: hell yea do bad art!!!

me when I'm doing bad art: oh no

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