that's INSANE and i thought there were fucking NETS in this stupid fucking game
I constantly forget that exy is played on a courts the size of soccer????
Like its a hardwood court so my brain says its the size of basketball that is incorrect
"Exy was a bastard sport, an evolved sort of lacrosse on a soccer-sized court with the violence of ice hockey"
There are 10 people for soccer + goalkeeper
Exy is 5 + goalkeeper AND there are movement restrictions.
This beggs so many questions
How does anyone get cose enough to check how do they cover any ground when they only take ten steps? Even with passing its so far.
How high is the plexiglass?? How can Andrew smack the ball down the court its so far it would have to be hit like a bullet and have a high arc.
Realistically its more the size of an ice hockey rink with field hockey marks.
This doesn't even adress if the stadium is indoor or outdoor and weather there is actually like a net or goal with depth.
I need everyones thoughts
This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.
can we talk about how exy courts have no fucking nets. there are just squares painted on the fucking plexiglass. but the squares aren't just squares- no no my friend... THE SQUARES LIGHT UP? why are the goals just light up sketchers??? is there even walls on an exy court like in ice hockey? or is it just clear all the way down? i HATE THIS STUPID BASTARD SPORT. nora please come back from the dead ten years later just to explain the full logistics of the exy court. pls and thx
why did you have to. call it an aquarium.
Never would've thought I'd be so emotionally invested in a bunch of problematicaly coded characters playing violent lacross in an aquarium.
my world has just ended at kevin with a nipple piercing hello?? black seth??? the twinyards??? nicky not being whitewashed??? amazing fanart 10/10
list of piercings in the captions
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Thinking about Nicholas Esteban Hemmick, who for some reason did improv classes. Who would literally clap back at anyone in less than a second. School mascot thrusts at him? He thrusts right back. Some fans heckling the foxes? He didn't even hesitate to heckle back. Wymack had to stop him. He was literally so unhinged. what the hell. What a little shitster.
Marketing degree? Please go to hell. Thinking about how he overcompensated his personality to be even brighter and bubblier to balance out the twins doom and gloom. Thinking about him going to conversion therapy. Thinking about his future husband saving his life. Thinking about his black hair (that everyone forgets for some reason?) Thinking about how he was an overdramatic useless gay bastard on the court. If he wasn't so flashy he would be a better player and he literally gave no fucks.
who let this man outside. I love him.
andrew talking to neil in tfc: Don't be so afraid to die
andrew talking to neil in tkm: I AM BEGGING YOU TO BE A LITTLE MORE AFRAID TO DIE
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after a few months, a broken arm, several ocd crisis and getting used to new medication guess who's posting again!! it’s something simple but hopefully i'll start posting more often :)
Ok just imagine: the twinyards with albinism. For no reason other than that Neil's commentary would be just that bit funnier.
"No, but I would ask coach why your pale ass isn't on drugs"
"No wonder you both wear black all the time, I'd hate to see you two burn"
Neil pointing at white face paint in the Halloween store: Hey Andrew, it's your shade.
They match ghost costumes on halloween without realising and then next year they're both vampires. They learn to coordinate after that.
Just like... the twinyards but the odds are even more physically stacked against them. That is all.
Joanne can suck it
The Onion’s journalism is the only journalism that matters. Holy fuck.
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