Wow You People Actually Like The Last Post I Made About The Assassin's Creed Characters Being The Boys

Wow you people actually like the last post I made about the assassin's creed characters being the boys from joshdub's YouTube page and it has the most likes I have ever seen so taking it as an indication you people want more of this I will deliver so here you go!

Somewhere in the north of the Pacific Ocean. Ezio, Desmond, Altair, and Connor were lost at sea on a raff that was just barely able to hold all four of them. Altair was tied to a wooden pole in the middle of the raft as to prevent him from drowning in the water. Desmond sat at the edge of the raft with his feet in the water. Ezio and connor were both holding on to one side of the raft in the water to keep it from drifting off track. they had been a drift for about 2 hours, spirits were already at a low as to their rescue when ezio had an idea to get them back up again.

Ezio: *starts humming the mighty jungle* in the ocean the mighty ocean the... Italian swims to night~🎢

*Light chuckling can be heard from the others*

Ezio: in the ocean~🎢

Connor joins in: the mighty ocean the Italian swims to night~🎢

Ezio, connor, and Desmond: in the Ocean the mighty ocean THE ITALIAN SWIMS TONEAUGHT~🎢

Desmond and connor: Yaaa~🎢

Altair: Ba heeeheee heee~🎢

Ezio: spaghetti al pomodoro~🎢

*everyone starts laughing while Altair just chuckles*

In Abstratego's office building elevator.

Jacob: *doing the orange justice dance* no no don't touch me there. this is my no no square no no don't touch me there this is my no no square~🎢

*elevator door opens*

*Maxwell, shay, Haytham are standing there with their swords and guns up at Jacob*

Jacob: no no-

Jacob: .... No no don't-

*Maxwell tries to pull Jacob out of the elevator but Jacob jerks back into the elevator*

Jacob: Whoa whoa whoa! I am sick of you disrespecting my NO NO SQUARE!! this elevator! is my no no square.

Jacob: *pushes button to the first floor*

*door closes*

Jacob: no no don't touch me there this is my no no square~🎢

Maxwell, shay and Haytham are left standing there confused and slightly disturbed.

Now in space for some reason...

Desmond: now that we're in space we should be safe from the virus.

Shaun: hey Desmond somethings wrong with the wifi it's not working.

Desmond: what you...

*Everyone sees Jacob playing on his tablet*

Jacob: yay now with this wifi I can get all~ the battle passes.

Desmond: *grabs Jacob's tablet and Yeats it to the other side of the room*

Jacob: MY BATTLE PASS!!

*Jacob runs over to the other side of the room to get it*

Desmond: which one of you idiots gave him the wifi password? What was the wifi password?

Altair: I thought it was hide your kids, hide your wifi?

Desmond: *snickers*

Shaun: wait Ezio weren't you in charge of the wifi password for the ship?

Ezio: ya I thought it was *Italian gibberish* 695?

Desmond: what does that translate to?

Ezio: it doesn't...

Desmond: I distinctly remember it was Shaun's job to come up with the password.

Shaun: ok yes it was my job to set up the wifi password. When I was setting it up Jacob may or may not have looked over my shoulder when I was setting it up, but the password was-

jacob: *tablet in had* JACOB SUCKS 69!!! HAHAHAHA! HEEHEEE!

*Jacob rund out of the room while playing fortnite on the tablet*

Altair: Jacob get back here!

Desmond, shaun and ezio: Jacob!!

Jacob: I'm going to buy the battle pass~!

Desmond: Jacob get your @$$ back here!

Jacob: IM IN SECOND CIRCLE BOYS! just 32 people left! I'm going to get a victory royal!!

*they catch up to Jacob and they fight over the tablet and get it away from Jacob's hands*

Jacob: NOO MY BATTLE PASS!!!

Desmond: this hurts me more then it hurts you Jacob. Tase him!!

Altair: *tases Jacob*

Jacob: AAAAAAH!

3 minutes of tasing later

Desmond: he's going to be out for a bit. He's going to be perfectly-

Altair: STOP RESISTING!!!!

*Altair starts shooting at Jacob some a lot*

Altair: STOP RESISTING!!!

Everyone: WHOA!

*Ezio and sean try to pull him away for Jacob*

Ezio: stop!!

Shaun: CALM DOWN Altair!!

Desmond: CHILL OUT DUDE!!!

*shaun and Ezio had both Altair's arms and push him against a wall as they yell and scream at Altair trying to get him to stop*

Altair: He is resisting!

Desmond: hold him back guys! hold him back!

Altair: He's resisting... *sobs* he's resisting... *sobs*

Desmond: Altair?

Altair: *sobs*

Shaun: Altair what's wrong?

Altair: *takes deep breaths in and out while still sobbing a bit*

Altair: I can't help it, when I see someone just... RESISTING... it just reminds me of my childhood...

Desmond: hey it's ok Altair.

Ezio: just relax.

Shaun: you'll be ok.

*Jacob wakes up*

Jacob: g-guys guys!

Ezio: Jacob!

Desmond: Jacob?

Jacob: Whoa! Whys he crying?

*Silence for a moment*

Altair charges at Jacob at full force.

Desmond, ezio, Shaun: NO NO ALTAIR! STOP!

Jacob: whoa Altair we can play together! Look it's two player. *shows tablet*

Altair: *pulls out gun and starts shooting at Jacob*

Jacob: AAAAAH! NOT AGAIN AAAAAH!!

Desmond: NO!

Ezio: ALTAIR STOP!!

2 minutes of shooting later

Desmond: oh no you just shot him like 500 times! Does anyone know CPR?

Everyone: ....

Ezio: Ah no...

Ok look I know nobody asked for more of this.... I was bord... have fun with more of this dumb stuff πŸ‘Œ

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4 years ago

Ok so I decided to do something different and so what if Desmond taught his ancestors how to play undertale and decide to let them pick what route to pick first.

Altair: Altair did genocide first, then neutral, and then pacifist last after words he just tried to find all the secrets in the game that he could find, leaving no stone unturned. he's more interested in the lore then the characters in the game. He claims that he doesn't have a favorite character but he secretly likes sans. Desmon was the only one who knew this little secret of his, he found out when he saw Altair looking up San's theme song (megalovania) on his phone (that Shaun bought him) The reason why he never told anyone was because Altair threatened to kill him if he told. Altair knows sans is practically everyone's favorite character, but he didn't care, he just liked sans because he can relate to him in some ways and he likes his theme song, the only thing he doesn't like about sans is his annoying jokes. When he encountered flowey for the first time... lets just say he didn't take flowey's happiness pellets... the first 100 of them.

Ezio: ezio did flirt pacifist route first, he would charm and flirt his way threw fights. His favorite fight was with Mettaton both pacifist and genocide, sometimes the others would catch him doing some of the poses Mettaton would do in the game, in his room. He likes to think that his friendship with leonardo was just like Mettaton and Alphys's friendship. The hardest fight he had to do was the end of the genocide route with sans. He'd been stuck on that fight for hours, refusing to turn off the computer to take a break from playing the game, after 2 hours and a half, with some help from Desmond and Altair, he finally beat the route.

Connor: connor did pacifist route first. When connor got to snowdon and found out he could pet the dog characters in the game, let's just say he spent hours petting lesser dog, he petted him so much he actually managed to break threw the screen... don't ask how it happened... it just... happened. Connor's favorite fight was with the animals except on genocide, it pained him so much to do genocide and fight the animals. He like all the cool animal characters in the game, but his most favorite character was toreil (goat mom!) When Connor meet toreil for the first time he'd think about his own mother. It almost broke his little heart to do genocide and kill off all the animal characters in the game. Connor never finshed genocide because of it. His second favorite character was tammy, he even help tammy get to college. Just like everyone else he found flowey most displeasing at first, both him and Altair didn't trust flowey the first time they saw him. nothing is true everything is permitted.

Desmond: Desmond did neutral run first, mainly because he couldn't decide which route to do first, later on he did pacifist then genocide last. Desmond would play the game like any other person would, his favorite character was frisk cause he could relate to frisk having to save the underground and be forced to make the decision based on other people's choices. He liked having his say in things and having his own choices. He also had a second favorite character which was sans, mainly cause of the memes about him and the jokes sans would tell in the game. He also thought the whole time travelling prank sans did was kind of funny and was super excited to see sans in smash. (as a mii fighter)

Kassandra and Alexios: Kassandra and Alexios both did genocide first just to get a challenge from the game, then they did neutral for the flowey boss fight. The spartan twins favorite character and fight was with undyne both genocide and pacifist, but both had a meager headaches fighting sans. They saw sans as their biggest challenge yet, to them sans was an enemy they must defeat. they spent weeks and nights trying to beat sans. Eventually they beat sans and as a victory they both shouted so loud that everyone in the house heard it... GET DUNKED ON SANS! at the same time together.

Edward: Edward didn't care which one to started off with (neutral), all he cared was get as much money in the game as possible. He even looked up a tutorial on how to hack his way into getting all the money in the game. He had so much money he bought the tammy armor on his first run. His favorite character was undyne as well as her fights. His least favorite character was chara cause just like flowey and everyone in the house chara. creeped. him. out.

Jacob: Jacob did pacifist first then neutral, he never bothered finishing genocide. The reason being because he was never able to beat sans, Jacob spent a month and a half before giving up and accepting defeat. Jacob loved playing pacifist run, he loved all the goofy characters and all, but his most favorite characters were the skela-font bros he pictured him and evie as like the skeleton brothers, more specially papyrus was his favorite, he loved how papyrus was always goofy and fun loving, his favorite papyrus moment was when he jumped out of undyne's house window. He even did the stunt himself, let's just say Shaun was pissed at him for a week, making Shaun having to be the one to replace the busted window. His second favorite was sans just because he told a lot of good jokes jokes jokes🎢

Evie: evie also did pacifist first mainly cause Jacob baged her to do pacifist first. And she did not regret doing pacifist first she enjoyed every moment in the pacifist run. She loved the music, the characters, the story line of the game, it was amazing. Evie also did neutral and genocide too but it would never top pacifist for her. Her favorite character was Asriel. She found his goat form so cute and felt so bad for him, making flowey less creepy and scarey to her.

Arno: did neutral first. When he found out about the poor six children that fell in the underground he felt bad. Seeing how they help him made him feel hopeful for the young generation and felt like there was hope for humanity. he felt determined. He then did pacifist run. His favorite character was muffet, he loved the music muffet had in her battle and he admired the fact that she specialized in baking, it reminded him of the pastries from France. When he fought her in genocide run and saw her death for some reason it reminded him of Elsie... everyone in the house had to help cheer him up that day.

Haytham: Haytham did neutral first genocide then pacifist. His favorite character is Asgore. Haytham honestly agrees with Asgore having to make sacrifices to get the six human souls, he had to do what he must to set the monsters free. He mainly did neutral because he didn't want to be friends with anyone but also didn't want to kill anyone. When he did the flowey fight he was disturbed and was scard for life. He had no problem doing genocide but everytime he killed an animal based character (especially dogs) his son connor would give him murder eyes for everyone he killed. When he finshed genocide connor forced him to do pacifist just to make it up... and he did... eventually after some father and son punching talking.

Bayke: Bayke did pacifist first then neutral. He never did genocide cause he did like the idea of killing innocent monsters. He got a little teary eyed when he finshed neutral run see how the monsters he met in the underground were still doing good and miss the human child that they had befriended and he felt bad for the six human children that saved his life. When he was playing undertale for the first time he let his hawk Senu watch him play on his sholder. His favorite character is sans and monster kid. He liked sans for the funny puns he made and monster kid cause he was such a sweet kid and admired his determination to help defend the human child frisk.

Clay: clay did pacifist first then neutral. He never did genocide run, it reminded him to much of the suffering that he has seen and experienced as a test subject. He played undertale from inside of Shaun's computer. His favorite character is W.D. Gaster because just like gaster he was stuck alone in a void like environment left to watch as the world moves on with out him...

GASTER: πŸ– ♐♏♏● πŸ”Όβ–‘πŸ”·οΈπŸ”³ πŸ”²β™‹β™“β—Ό

Bonus

In the assassin house hold

Altair, Ezio, connor, and Desmond were sitting on the couch watching TV while shaun sat at the dinning room table working on his computer while rebecca sat across from him listening to music. Evie had just came walking into the living room and sat on the ground in front of the couch.

Evie: what are you guys up to?

Desmond: watching tiger king on Netflix.

Connor: I hate this show. This guy and his crew are just hurting innocent animals for fun with no reason behind this act what so ever.

Ezio: ya Leonard would not approve of this show at all.

Altair: ... where's your brother at?

Evie: oh he's playing that game Desmond showed us.

Altair: which one?

Evie: undertale I believe.

Desmond: still trying to beat genocide run ay?

Evie: *sigh* ya, still trying to beat that skeleton in the genocide run.

Altair: that fight was to easy, it took me an hour and a half to beat it.

Ezio: it's been almost a month and a half, he's never gonna beat it.

Connor: didn't you also struggle with the sans fight too? And didn't you ask Altair and Desmond had to help you beat it.

Ezio: ... shut up connor- and hey! Eventually I did beat sans on my own thank you every much!

A sudden shout could be heard from up stairs. Everyone had paused what they were doing as a sudden sound of loud running foots steps came rushing down the stairs.

Jacob came ran down to the living room with a black laptop that had the assassin's creed syndicate symbol on it.

The next thing they knew Jacob slammed the laptop onto the coffee table next to the couch. Surprisingly it didn't break on impact. And at the top of his lungs he shouted so loud that the entire house heard him shout.

Jacob: GREAT! GOOGLY MOOGLY IT'S ALL GONE TO SH*T!!!

Jacob then threw one of his throwing knives at the living room window, shattering it to pieces and with no hesitation he yeeted himself out the window.

Jacob: NEEEEAY!!!

Jacob landed face first onto the grass of their front lawn. Everyone on the couch including evie had stood up the minute he jumped out the window. Rebecca slowly removed her earbuds out from her ear and Shaun slowly closing his laptop. everyone's jaws dropped in that moment.

Soon everyone in the house had heard the commotion going on from their rooms and came rushing down stairs to investigate, upon seeing what Jacob had done their jaws had dropped as well.

Shaun: ... *deep in hale* ... JACOB WHAT THE FU-

If assassin's creed characters played undertale | part 1 | coming soon |


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4 years ago

Jacob and his Rooks rob a corner store πŸ’°πŸ¦…

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3 years ago

All the scps in site 19 are be relocated in a truck together to New Jersey after a failed containment breach caused the Site to explode.

035: *locked in a glass case* . . .

079: *sitting on a wheeled push cart* . . .

106: *is secured down* ...

076: *has his insta-kill collar* *grumpy* >=( ...

682: *in a tank of acid* *same* >=( ...

096: *has a bag over his head* *sad* *whimpers* ... *scoots slowly over next to 049* *whimpers*

049: *has his neck and wrist restraints on* *sighs and pets 096 and hums to it*

035: ... Hey Doc?

049: hm?

035: is this our vacation?

049: ... ya.

035: oh... *awkward pause* ... hey Doc?

049: what?

035: are we trash?

049: hm... kind of.

035: ooh... *is now sad too*

Everyone: . . .

079: . . . *beep* Conclusion. *beep* This sucks.

Hope you liked this werid family guy incorrect quote reference that my brain randomly generated out of no where!

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Why has the internet been so depressed over tragic gay men lately? Like- from what I've on the internet so far, is tragic gay men in either pirate theme, time traveling interdimensional multiverse non-sence, to biblical characters stoping Armag-NOPE, getting tragic over a simple miscommunication over something the other said and taking it too in deep over what the other actually means- OR because both wish to understand each other on a personal level, so they try and become something for the other on both ends OR try to do something to make improvements for their lives to work out for the two so they could leave in some form of peace, Sometimes they don't even realise they're gay (or they just decided to add it in the last minute so they could get more fans to see their faith ship come true (kind of)) but ultimately end up being a giant miley cyrus, size wrecking ball and wreck everything! All because of a simple miscommunication from both parties! Like- BOY YOU KNOW THAT NOT WHAT HE MEANT! Because both men are just sharing a single brain cell, and they have to take turns sharing said one brain cell. Usually, one man has the brain cell longer than the other but is still an emotional and social fool. The other just big head empty most of the time, but has their far share of "Eureka!", moment, also usually the one who realizes everything first despite the other being the keeper of their shared brain cell. Also, the other just like wearing black- not because their egdy or "tragic tragic" its just because they like the look and hot topic was a good choice. The other is just a fancy pants who likes books and enjoys just living life as is with their respective partner and just want to have one simple day with them without some kind of looming threat over their head and is also the one who secretly is the "Actual body gard of the two" (sometimes), Bro all I'm saying is, is that there some werid trend going on here in the show business. Is this where humanity has led to now? Just gay men being tragic in every conceivable timeline and / or interdimensional universe in every multiverse!? Like, I'm not complaining, but bro, this is too much tragic for me to take in man. Do you have any idea how much my heart has been broken seeing all these tragic gay men? Makes me kind of want to write my owm story about two tragic gay men being tragic! Like MIGHT AS WELL! EVERYONE ONE ELSE DOING IT! Maybe I'll give them a dog or something? Like, maybe I'll give them a 200 year old being with the fresh mind of a child just wanting to do their best- or maybe a nearby guy who's so wholesome for his own good- Or MaYbE I'Ll JuSt GiVe tHeM a cReW oN sHiP wHo aRe jUsT LiKe- "Oh ya we're totally fine with this." (Have yet to watch ofmd but you never know) Bro, I'm just losing my mind right now over this! Apparently, this trend of gay men make me crazy- CRAZY!? I WAS CRAy once! They locked me in an internet page- an internet page full of gay men! Gay men make me crazy- CRAZY!? I WAS CRAZY ONCE-! Bottomline is I forgot where I was going with this, and uuuuh sometime gay men are just an angel and a demon trying to be on their own side. Sometimes it's a pirate and a noble guy trying to live life on the sea, sometimes a god of mischief and some office worker for the multiverse and timeline who both don't even know their in love to begin with... or Marvel is just trying to hop on the tragic gay men train before it fades, just like when Thanos snapped half the universe, Disney also faded along with it.


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8 months ago

Learning blender in collage and uh...

Learning Blender In Collage And Uh...

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Learning Blender In Collage And Uh...

Like I already knew the symbol's reference, but it still blew my mind all the same.


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3 years ago

Hi there! :D Once you get this say five things you like about yourself, publicly, and send it to 10 of your favorite followers. spread some positivity! βœ¨β€οΈβ€πŸ”₯✨

... Challenge EXCEPTED!

5 things I like about myself πŸ‘Œ

I like how that I have the werid ability to make my friends, family, and others smile and happy whenever I'm around them and even when I get excited about something. 😁

I like how I weirdly always have the right thing to say to people when they are down or when they feel bad about themselves. πŸ€— like I was just naturally born with the wisdom of an older adult. πŸ‘©πŸ½β€πŸ«

I like how I'm super creative and come up with new ideas almost 24/7 I love to draw and write down new story ideas, I sometimes wish I had more time to explore some of the creative ideas I have in my own head πŸ–ŒβœπŸ“˜

I like how well mentally strong I am, I may not be physically all that strong, but I think my mental strength is all tha I really need, like not giving up hope in what seems like an endless tunnel of darkness or surrenedering, is definitely a good trait that I have. πŸ‘©πŸ½β€πŸ’Ό

Lastly what I like about myself, I like how I'm always able to see the good in people no matter the person, I belive their is good in everyone if they just embrace it inside of hiding it or pushing it away, it's important to embrace who you are inside not on the outside. πŸ¦ΈπŸ½β€β™€οΈπŸ§šπŸ½β€β™€οΈ

And there you have it @scuderia-auditore-ghibli I have listed 10 things I like about myself πŸ˜ŽπŸ‘ and as part of the deal I shall haunt my other followers' inboxs into spreading the positivity πŸ’πŸ˜πŸŒ 

Also to the other people of the internet, you can also spread the love and positivity with others, even through funny jokes

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4 years ago

Jacob: so Desmond I heard we were going on a trip for our next mission.

Desmond: ya.

Jacob: so we going by Train-

Desmond: no.

Jacob: ...why?

Desmond: you know very well why we're not going by train!

Jacob: uh... the same reason why we don't go by boat?

Desmond: ... ok half the reason.


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3 years ago

Have you ever read on the archives a story where Kadar is force-sensitive and Desmond is a Jedi!!! It called Force-sensitive Kadar

Have You Ever Read On The Archives A Story Where Kadar Is Force-sensitive And Desmond Is A Jedi!!! It

(Click image to view better cause Tumblr be that way)

Thank you for the ask!

can't wait for me you guys send πŸ˜πŸŒ™


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3 years ago
SO CUUUUUUUUUTE!!!

SO CUUUUUUUUUTE!!!

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Ok... so it all started... when I was roming the internet thinking about assassin's creed and saw a drawing of Kirby in a little red beret like Leonardo's, while holding a paint brush... and that's when I decided to draw this adorable little drawing 🀩!

I'm super proud of it too! I've never been so dedicated to a drawing like this! Leonardo has a bit of paint from Kirby's brush on his face and lol Ezio and Meta Knight in the background πŸ˜†.

I wish I could have done a more colorful background but I wasn't sure what color to make it πŸ˜” if you have any suggestions for background color, I'd love to here them!

Leonardo: Magnifico! How exciting! What a fascinating and adorable little creature!

Kirby: Poyo! Poyo!

Ezio: ...

Meta Knight: ...

Ezio: ... I would die for them.

Meta Knight: agreed.


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