in the small town I grew up in people used to refer to the action of putting alcohol in beverages as baptizing. like oh can you give me some of your coke. yeah but it's baptized. and that meant probably half of it was vodka or some shit
anyways yesterday I forgot the word baptized leading me to state that my drink was fucking sanctified
I do not live in my hometown anymore
Again
When you have to pull the five things you can see card
went out with this man (derogatory) to eat in a fancy restaurant just the two of us and ended up on a sidewalk bar with three of his friends which included a lol player straight rupaul and a facist twink
I think I BROKE my AIR CONDITIONER
getting my ass handed to me in the getting out of bed war
Golden Globe Winner Fernanda Torres, Best Female Actor, Motion Picture — Drama.
Through gritted teeth: my first draft is allowed to be awful. My first draft is allowed to be awful. My first draft is allowed to be awful.
I want to eat the primitive soup