SLOW YO REINS DOWN THIS WAS OVERNIGHT

hola

i saw alex’s post abt you and wanted to say hi

HIHIIIII!!!!

MUAHAHHAA U FELL FOR MY TRAP WELCOME TO MY CHAOS >:))))

(jkjk but like i may have forgot about this blog for likeeeeeee a yearrrr T_T)

what if we came out of eggs at the ripe age of 0 and knew how to pay taxes-

ANYWAYS HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!!!! :D

have my dog mid-yawn ehehehe :3

HELP IVE ACCIDENTALLY ENTERED THE GRAVITY FALLS FANDOM WITHOUT KNOWING ANYTHING WHY ARE 3 GUYS IN A LOVE TRIANGE WITH A LITERAL TRIANGLE

please dont kill me i dont know the difference between kpop staniel and 2018 red ford-f150

haha more like the hell that is a love corner

amirite my guys

BOUTTA DO DRAFT SPRING CLEANING GET READY FOR RANDOM STUFF THAT MAY BE BAD :')

ZAYUM SHAWTY mind if i- bugles at you bugles at you bugles at you bugles at you bugles at you bugles at you bugles at you bugles at you bugles at you bugles at you bugles at you bugles at you bugles at you bugles at you bugles at you bugles at you bugles at you bugles at you bugles at you bugles at you

what ppl think female elks are like:

what female elks are actually like:

fun fact!: elk are animals that have manes sorta like lions! although not very show-offy like them,(and the females also have them) they grow more puffy in the winter to keep warm sorta like turtlenecks XD

'why u always a sad blob???'

me thinking about all the cool dinosaurs that have existed but we would never know cuz none of them got into the fossil processing or theyre just in such a random place that we would never expect to look

same goes for historic objects and towns n such but hey it isnt rlly our fault cuz we always think we are in the future and preserve like nothing for the actual future if there is one cuz we are ruining our own planet that we live on for no good reason and will do nothing about because the higher ups dont care to think about it and only care about their own humanity/humankind and dumb green paper with a dead persons face and number on it while we are just meer peasant civilians :')

whooos hungry for a little OC ANGST?? >:)))

RAHG I LITTERALLY LOVE UNDERUSED STERYOTYPES childless fathers >>> fatherless children (amazing combo if they mixed together tho >;D)

so i um i made a clamsona ehehhee

idk i just think clams are goofy with that perfect mouth shape and i mean they could use seaweed or kelp or even coral for arms and perhaps a lil bit of barnacles/algae for hair and BAM ITS A LIL BEING A LIL CLAM DUDE!!! I LOVE RAY SO MUCH XD

-listenin to music and imagines the best rp scenario i could do -goes to write it down -poof

i have beef with my brain now LIKE DUDE U WANTED TO REMEMBER IT SO WHY DONT U!??!///?!?1 :(

YALL WANNA HEAR THE EARLIEST DREAM I EVER REMEMBERED????

oke so i was like around 7 at the time when i had this- idk the exact age but all i know is that its been in my brain for a long time XD

i was walking into my houses kitchen and i screamed when i saw my mom sticking her head into the oven and covered in weird ahh green goo for some reason

i started to point at my ma and yelled smthin like "WHY ARE YOU GREEN?!" and she yelled back "WHY ARE YOOUU GREEN??" and we kept going back in fourth like 'no ur green-no u' idk i dont rlly remember what else we were yelling

until i somehow switched to my moms pov all of the sudden but kept yelling 'why are u green' cuz now i was ACTUALLY seeing green (out of my moms eyes- but ill just keep saying 'i' lolol)

everything was litterally green cuz i was now covered in green goo and ig so were my eyes or smthin so i just saw the world in a very green tint

yeah thats the dream- wtf was my child mind thinking about (i think i also considered this a nightmare at the time-but today its just fuggin funny)

idk dreams are weird n wild in general anyways lolol