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walk’ em like dog!!!

I call this “touch-starved Hanako headcanon that has been the only thing I have thought about for days,” Part 1

Indulgence

pairing- diluc x reader

category-fluff

warnings- usage of alcohol

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why had he even let you drink in the first place?

diluc was working a shift an angels share tonight, so when you came in asking for a drink, he gave you what you needed, considering you always got a glass of alcohol after work.

but this...

this was out of hand.

because here he was, here and now, staring at your teary eyes as you held onto a whole bottle of wine like a lifeline, hiccuping.

“[name], i sincerely believe that i should accompany you home. it is late, and you’re not in a correct state of mind.” diluc sighed, worried about your wellbeing.

“h...hey! i’m- *hiccup* fine! i cant leave until i... get what i needed to *hiccup* say out! that’s the reason i even got...drunk in the first place!” you slurred, desperately trying to stay awake.

diluc pinched the bridge of his nose, looking around the bar.

everyone else had left.

even stanley, who would sit at a table wallowing in his past with multiple glasses of alcohol, was no longer here.

“alright, [name]. what is it? we should get you home as soon as possible.” diluc said, extremely exasperated.

you sat as straight up as you could, ready to say what you had trying to say for ages.

“i... the amazing [name]...” you began, pointing a finger towards diluc, “have caught feelings for YOU.”

diluc stared at you, slowly lowering the glass he was currently cleaning. as your words processed into his mind, he realized his face felt hot.

but you apparently weren’t done.

“yeah. YOU. and i dunno why... but every time i pass by you, i feel all... tingly *hiccup* and i wanna give you a kiss. but s...serious master diluc is always busy! so i... *hiccup* had to do this to make sure you wouldn’t... be preoccupied!” you couldn’t even stop the words flowing out of your mouth.

at this point, dilucs hand covered his face, trying to hide the mild blush currently covering his face.

“i...like you too, [name].” he quietly replied, only to look down and realize you had finally fallen asleep.

he chuckled, walking around the counter and scooping you into his arms.

“let’s get you home, shall we dear?”

I GOT TICKETS IM LITERALLY SCREAMING ASKSKFKSKAMGNSKAKGKSKDKBKSKZKBKRKALVKFKSKSKALA

AND THEYRE IN THE FRONT ROW OMG 😭😭😭😭

Seokjin: I...I just walked in on Jungkook sitting on his bed, eating grapes in the dark.

Taehyung: What did you say?

Seokjin: Nothing. Before I could even open my mouth, he said, 'I don't have answers.'

ah yes bts memes

Jungkook: hey namjoon i have a question

Namjoon: what is it?

Jungkook: where do babies come from

Later...

Jungkook: anyways so thats why im here jin-hyung

Jin: go ask your mom

Jungkook: aren't you my-

Jin: no. not today. im not your mother today.

Jungkook: then who is?

Jin: *thinking*

Jin: yoongi

juNG HOSEOK 

such a tease

JOKINGLY CALLED NENE A MAKE A WISH KID CAUSE OF THE BEING ABOUT TO DIE THING BUT THE SHOW LITERALLY STARTS WITH HER MAKING A WISH 😭😭😭😭 HANAKO IS THE MAKE A WISH FOUNDATION 😭😭😭

oh no im so extra

“a story told about me from my best friends point of view”

so the other day me and this derp were in academic decathlon (im not going to explain that is basically like a huge competition of the brain) and we were in a meeting which is basically where we study for said competition. anyway, so she decides to give me some of her chips. and oh b o y herewego

i decide to give her a chip

she turns around and gives me a five minute presentation on why brown-ish chips are better than light-ish chips.

it lasted 5 minutes.