Ford And Fiddleford If They Were British Cops In The 70s

For Ginoza’s birthday last month.

Whenever you reach 25, you unlock a new adult DLC. The problem is that it’s completely random. It could either be “hey I’m not allergic to [insert food] anymore!” or your knees hurt every time it rains. Up to you to figure out which one you get.

Reblog if you still miss the Gravity Falls gang

Someone needs to invent a way to take the gas trapped in your body & convert it to gas you can put in your car bc istg I would never have to go to gas station ever again

Top three least realistic things about Gravity Falls:

3. Magical creatures

2. Lack of profanity from the Stan twins

1. The fact that the Stanleymobile has survived as long as it has

Stanford Pines: OSHA’s worst nightmare.

the universe: okay, you’re a human. I gave you free will and a conscious mind, so you’re free to do whatever you want. So what do you wanna do?

human: GO FAST

the universe: well, you’re a perfect pursuit predator but if that’s the way you want to evolve, go ahead.

human, climbing on a horse: GO FAST

the universe: wait what

human, inventing the carriage, the car and the bullet train: GO FASTER

the universe: I IMPLORE YOU TO STOP

human, trying to figure out lightspeed travel: FAS T ER