Alexa, How To Wind Down From A Misophonic Rage Without Committing Unimaginable Violence And Breaking

the “contains levels of poison only to be consumed by a zoldyck” had me DYING

Happy birthday, Hisoka 🃏🎂

played this in middle school

First to touch the bin loses

*smoosh*

*outraged bird noises*

yes thanos go king

snap

oh no o

came home drunk last night and got way too excited to see my cat

bury me with a couple extra bones to mess with archaeologists

putting it in my will that i want a “poison swamp-themed funeral” and letting my surviving family sort out what the fuck that means

I-

The age difference between Voldemort and Nico di Angelo is like 5 years and 3 weeks....

*outrageously long scream*

*deep breath*

WHAT-

bless me money marge

this is why no matter how batshit this hellsite gets i cant give it up. twitter, insta, snap—no other social media site can possibly bring the entire user base together like horse plinko, the color of the sky, girl: banned, asscrack john lennon, urfaveisunfuckable drama, did. every other ‘social’ media site is truly isolating. but here? we’re all swimming in the same swamp. it’s like we’re all sitting at the same lunch table and the minute we think it’s time to leave another food fight starts at the other end we that can’t possibly look away from. and it’s funny as fuck.

lmao