BUT THE JOKER ONE THO

NO

today i forgot kermit the frog’s name and could only call him ‘kenric the frog’ look what kotlc has done to me

def doing this with my sax

what would you do if you saw jeff bezos in real life?

like to murder him in cold blood

reblog to murder him in cold blood

there is not a SINGLE brain cell in this image

i really thought this was from a tumblr staff member

I used Tumblr blaze to put a jpeg of Lonely Wizard from Inscryption with the phrase BEAST ATTACK NOW on literally every user’s dashboard. Soon it became a trend to post chains of that same image and phrase on posts with bad takes, which would cause the user to deactivate and explode.

i be like “i’m fine” then shake my leg 138mph

MASTERLIST

Here are all my fics about wilbur soot, with seperate links to headcanons!

NAV PAGE+ABOUT ME | RULES | MY ART | TAGS: ❤︎=fluff, 🍈= suggestive content, ☂︎=hurt/comfort. 📔=series,❗️=heavier than usual topic, potentially triggering content

FICS:

— Warmth [cc!wilbur, 3k] ☂︎❗️

— Valentine’s Surprise [cc!wilbur, 2.2k] ❤︎

— Pretty Work of Art [wilbur, 2.6k] ❤︎

— Lullaby [cc!wilbur, 1.3k] ❤︎

— Wrong Number, Right Person [cc!wilbur, 3.3k] ❤︎📔, PART TWO, PART THREE, PART FOUR

— The Text [cc!wilbur, 1.1k] ☂︎

— Drunkbur! [cc!Wilbur, 900] ❤︎

— Like What You See? [cc!Wilbur, 300] ❤︎🍈

— Unfinished Symphonies [theif!wilbur royal!au series], PART TWO, PART THREE, PART FOUR, PART FIVE 📔

— Cool Cuddles [ghostbur, 1k] ❤︎

— Music To My Ears [cc!Wilbur, 2.9k] ❤︎

— Bittersweet Goodbye [cc!wilbur, 1.6k] ❤︎🍈

— This Time It's Real [cc!wilbur, ] ☂︎

HEADCANON LISTS:

— cc!wilbur soot headcanon list

— ghostbur headcanon tag

— simpbur headcanon list

SPECIAL EVENTS:

— The 300 Follower Royal!AU Event Masterlist!

— The C!Wilbur/Ghostbur Rambles Tag!

— The 600 Follower Hurt/Comfort Event!

— About Me! [Lyss's BDay Event]

rb this post to give the person u rbed it from a pretty fall leaf :]

the 5TH

yo it’s literally november 3rd. what’s next the 4th? and then. no it can’t be.

do you ever just think what if i stab myself with this fork but you dont actually wanna do it you just think it ya feel me