*starts Jumping Around Out Of Nowhere

I told my father about how everyone on tumbler seems to love shakespear, and he got exited and was happy to hear that this youth can apreciate his work, and he started to say some deep stuff about it.

I didnt had the heart to tell him about how it realy goes here.

🆕 🎥 | don’t imagine how much I would have liked to see this in the movie

Okay but what if sherlock did die.

What if, when sherlock jumped from the hospital roof. he realy died, and john got so depressed he tried to kill himself with a overdosis sleeping pills. But he failed and got into coma and kept imagening adventures with sherlock. Mary is just the nurse who takes care of him and rosie is het daughter she cant stop talking about. And when mary “dies” she had just quit her job.

The Adventures of Peter Parker and Scott Lang

Tony: where’s the kid?

Steve: and where the hell is Lang?

Peter and Scott [driving past them inside a toy car]: wooooo

Im in the mood to run people over with my car.

But i dont have a car.

So everyone is save.

...for now

I wish someone would love me like bob ross loves his 2inch brushes.

Im pretty sure im the most amazing human being to have ever human beinged.

I crave the souls of the newborn

boy for someone who tries to hide all their emotions I sure do overshare a lot