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A Ravenclaw is the sort of person to...

Be unconsciously witty, often giving the impression that they’re being disrespectful or making fun of whoever they’re talking to. Ravenclaw is the only house that loses points to backtalk more than Gryffindor.

“Who has not asked himself at some time or other: am I a monster or is this what it means to be a person?” - Clarice Lispector

[Playing Scrabble]

Zeus: I will put my "A" down to make "A".

Dionysus: I will add to your "A" to make "AT".

Demeter: I will add onto your "AT" to make "RAT".

Athena: And I will add on to your "RAT" to make "BIOSTRATIGRAPHIC".

Zeus: *flips table*

A ravenclaw is the sort of person to…

Stress about a project for weeks, but not actually do it until the night before.

Gryffindor: niche memes, coffee, messy bed, curls, stuffed toys, chocolate (loads of it), lion slippers, Lil Peep, dog person, unfinished poems, journals, unplanned trips.

Hufflepuff: bookworm, messy buns, tea, freshly baked cookies, angel’s breath, cute socks, secretly watches Sex Ed, 70s music.

Ravenclaw: spends days in library, kpop, dad jokes, fruit bowls, smoothies, yoga, hardcore feminist, read every Virginia Wolff book.

Slytherin: has a pet snake, pale, mom jeans, colorful hair, Beatles, movies with subtitles, mint chocolate, cacti, writes songs, owns a lighter collection.

reading alone in your room at sunset with your windows open while the wind caresses your skin is probably the closest thing we have to a cure for the human condition

me: *highlights all the wrong and unimportant stuff with full confidence*

“How dare you.”

-Ravenclaw to google, which has somehow not recognized their incredibly specific 15 word search

dark academia/classic lit community we need to do better, you cannot call yourself well read after only reading one perspective. READ AUTHORS OF COLOR, especially black authors in this time, and always. if we love learning so much, we need to educate ourselves, the white-male focus of these communities is shameful and needs to change.