matched with a hot man on tinder but he managed to insult me and CASTIEL in the first message
JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE PLEASE
i hate him but i'd fuck the shit out of him
give me 10 vodka redbulls and an ipod with unlimited music (preferably all of Chappell Roan and Lady Gaga music) and send me to the House of The dragon timeline so they can think i'm their god and i can go and finally tell Alicent to fuck all of it and go marry Rhaenyra before it's too late
i just know this man listens to this kind of stuff when he is alone
idc what you say
me if i dont get dicked down by billy butcher in the next 5 minutes
idk if i need to fuck him or need him to fuck me, yk what i'm saying?
leaving hickeys on this beautiful neck at any chance given
"bestie we are having you put down" I say as i look in the mirror and realize i spent 5 hours reading smut
my mother thinks i look much older than i am while everyone i meet thinks im max 16 y.o ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Add in the comments if you think you look your age and what others guess
if i were to call a man "daddy" in bed that'd be him