I Laughed So Hard And My 8y.o Brother Is Sleeping In The Same Room As Me Omfg 💀

i need to be put down

OMFG I NEED THIS MAN

me and all of the butcher brainrot girlies

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

"you need to stick to one fandom" fuck you

let me tell you about the crossover i dreamt of between House of The Dragon and Supernatural and how absolutely it could make sense if you let me write the script on 10 espresso martinis and coke

i'm just putting this out there cause i need this man biblically

someone look at me like that before i go mad

jensen ackles: it's clear text

me:

Butcher will TALK. YOU. THROUGH. IT. He’s always saying too much in general but when he’s fucking you sometimes he just can’t seem to shut his mouth. When he’s close to cumming it’s almost incoherent. It goes from “Good girl. Your cunt feels so fucking good around my cock.” to “Good fucking cunt.” to mumbling almost words, but he’s going at it for so long you can’t really blame him. And he DEFINITELY lasts long, it’s a badge of honour for him.

oh my god, butcher talks so much during sex

he will say every single thought that crosses his mind for even a millisecond and he does not have a filter while saying this stuff, if you thought fucking him is already filthy then his dirty talk and the way he talks you through it is the filth to the power of ten

he could put that out on me tbf

Reblog to scare a CW executive.

leaving hickeys on this beautiful neck at any chance given