Favorite Character Meme : Headcanons [2/5]
- Belphegor in Supernatural
- Portrayed by Alexander Calvert
[ full headcanon list for belphegor below! ]
• he grew up in a cult family, like his parents ran a cult and he was forced into it ("we were all worshipping this giant rock that looked like a huge penis").
• he had a really traumatic life because he likes being in hell.
• he died when he was like a young adult because he acts like he's a fucking gen z kid.
• he's been to earth before he used jack as a vessel (he knows way too much to have not been) and he prefers using young adult males as vessels because that's who he is.
• he's met rowena before, a couple centuries ago, and knows her on a semi-personal level.
• same with meg, i feel like she was the first and one of the extremely few demons that ever liked him and became a friend. he doesn't learn that she died until he brings her up to sam one of the few days he was with tfw and when he learns, he just has to take a Moment.
• he's a prince of hell, but he's the weakest of the group so nobody trusted him with a high status job, so he punches a clock and does pretty simple tasks; which leads to him not having trust in his own power despite having a high status and knowing more than just a normal demon.
• not to mention that the spells he did had so few ingredients but did huge things, so there had to be crazy power behind the caster, right?
• jack's body was the first body that he felt comfortable in, like he says that he'll leave when he finds another body but there was Several "blending" bodies around at literally every fucking moment but he still stayed in jack's.
• also on the vessel subject, i think he only chooses bodies that are already dead because, again, there were several bodies that he could've hopped into but he chose not to.
• he actually wasn't supposed to be in hell; his soul was just snatched before he got to heaven and lucifer and lilith had their fucking way with him to turn him into a yellow eyes and they told him that he belongs here and that once a soul has been to hell, it can't go to heaven so he's Stuck here now and he believes that even though it isn't true.
• oh, not to mention that he's definitely not straight.
House of the dragon x Gen neutral!Reader incorrect Quotes (Platonic)
N/a: Rhaenicent, platonic, reader can be interpreted as best friends or relative, Modern!AU.
Lucerys: Truth or Dare?
Y/n: Truth.
Lucerys: How many hours have you slept this week?
Y/n: Dare.
Lucerys: Go to sleep.
Y/n: I don't like this game.
Y/n: I want to be a caterpillar.
Rhaenyra: Explain?
Y/n: Eat a lot, Sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful.
Rhaenyra: You know that they have a lifespan of like two weeks, right?
Y/n: That's another highlight
Rhaenyra: (Y/n) no-
Y/n: Queen Rhaenyra, What do you want for Christmas?
Rhaenyra: Revenge.
Y/n: What practical thing do you want for Christmas?
Rhaenyra: Instruments of Torture.
Y/n: What Harmless thing do you want for Christmas?
Rhaenyra: A new set for Syrax.
Y/n: Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Lucerys: Because their hands are too shor-
Aemond: because they are all dead...
Y/n: Hey, Rhaenyra? Can I get some dating advice?
Rhaenyra: Just because I’m with Alicent doesn’t mean I know how I did it.
Y/n: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me
Luke: Okay, but in my defense, Jace bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.
Y/n: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!
Y/n: Tonight, one of you will betray us.
Daemon: Is it me, Y/n?
Y/n: No, it’s not you.
Rhaenyra: Is it me, Y/n?
Y/n: It’s not you either.
Aegon: Is it me, Y/n?
Y/n:
Y/n, mockingly: Is IT mE Y/n?
Y/n: Truth or dare?
Harwin : Dare
Y/n: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room
Harwin: Hey Laenor
Laenor, blushing: Yeah?
Harwin : Could you move? I’m trying to get to Rhaenyra
Y/n, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Viserys , in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids
Rhaenyra : what the fuck are you guys doing?
Y/n: playing systemic oppression
Aegon: Why are Y/n and Helaena sitting with their backs to each other?
Aemond: They had a fight.
Aegon: Then why are they holding hands?
Aemond: They get sad when they fight.
Y/n: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Helaena: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Aegon: I got distracted about halfway through.
Aemond: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
Y/n: Can I be frank with you guys?
Helaena: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help.
Aegon: Can I still be Aegon?
Aemond: Shh, let Frank speak.
Y/n: I was arrested for being too cool.
Alicent: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.
Y/n: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Baela: Wasn't Rhaena with you?
Rhaena: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
*Y/n and Aegon sitting in jail together*
Aegon: So who should we call?
Y/n: I’d call your mom, but I feel safer in jail
Alicent: HELP! I TOLD RHAENYRA I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK!
Y/n: , pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?
Store Worker: Would a Mx. Y/n please come to the front desk?
Y/n, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker: points to Luke and Joffrey
Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?
Luke and Joffrey , simultaneously: We got lost :(
Y/n: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-
Y/n, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Jace: Hey.
Luke: Hi.
Joffrey: Hello.
Aegon iii: Hey!
Y/n: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Viserys ii: We were out of Doritos.
#he really said we cope through humor
Answer me
There's someone out there who feels
So damn lost
Just like me?
Because it can't be just me
It can't
I hope isn't just me.
DAMN RIGHT
You’re able to call your parents “Mom” and “Dad”. They were not born with those names.
You’re able to call your teachers “Mr” or “Mrs” and their last name. You’d get in trouble if you addressed them by first name.
You’re able to call a celebrity by their chosen stage name.
You’re able to call your friends a shortened version of their name, their middle name instead of their first, or a completely random nickname.
You’re able to call a married woman by her husband’s last name, even though she was not born with that last name.
But when someone’s transgender, how does calling them by a name they were not born with somehow become a hassle?
Why is this SO cute?
¿Quién dijo que iba a ser fácil?
Yo sé que te sentaste en tu habitación y soñaste, pensaste y deseaste que todo fuese de una forma específica.
No te preparaste para el cambio, o tal vez si lo hiciste pero incluso el cambio no fue lo que esperabas.
Tal vez ahora no lo es, y todo parece difícil. Te cuesta, te duele, y no es justo porque deberías estar disfrutándolo.
Así que disfrazamos esa disconformidad con bromas, hacemos chiste sobre las inseguridades porque si nosotros mismo empezamos la broma entonces ya los demás no podrán hacerlas a nuestras espaldas.
O tal vez solo yo lo hago.
Tal vez esto es solo obra de mi propia inseguridad y miedo, miedo al error y al no tener tiempo de enmendarlo.
Empecé escribiendo esto para alguien allá afuera pero no pude evitar contar un poco de mi historia.
Todos van a tener una opinión, si está bien o mal, si es mucho o si es poco, si tendrías que hacerlo desde el alma o desde el bolsillo. Todos siempre tienen alguna palabra guardada para el momento en donde dejes a tus ensoñaciones escapar por tus labios.
Me tomó tiempo, muchas lágrimas y dolores de cabeza, el impaciente movimiento de mi pierna con nerviosismo, me tomó tiempo poder agarrar aquello sentimientos de la mano y decirles que era hora de hacer las paces.
Porque ya no quiero pelear, pero de nuevo ¿quién dijo que sería fácil?
save me beautiful blonde men from hotd named tom..... save me......
THIS IS ME LITERALLY RIGHT NOW
Tom Glynn-Carney brainrot // modern au Aegon II Targaryen (visual)