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criminal minds episode

[suburban house in the dark]

Woman: hey I’m getting some wine okay honey

Man: okay

[spooky music]

[someone comes up behind the woman and slits her throat with a fork]

[powerpoint transitions between clips of the cast, theme song plays]

[picture of FBI Quantico labeled “FBI QUANTICO”]

[inside FBI Quantico]

Reid: did you know that prince removed one of his ribs to suck his own dick

Prentiss: DiD yOu Kn—shut up

Reid: okay sorry

JJ: hey everyone we’re starting. get in here

Everyone: [gets in there]

[sitting at the table]

Hotch: 😠

Reid: 🙂

Morgan: 🤨

Rossi: 🧐

JJ, showing a PowerPoint presentation of dead bodies: the UnSub is killing people with spoons. But now he has used a fork

Morgan: his MO changed…that means…

Rossi : we need to act fast. He’s getting sloppy

Reid: ☹️

Hotch: 😠 wheels up in 20

[everyone starts to leave]

Prentiss: hey wait Reid

Reid: what

Prentiss: do you want to talk about it

Reid: next time why don’t you just ask me if I want to gouge my eyes out with melon ballers because that’s how much I don’t want to talk about it. That’s how avoidant I am. God I wish I had a father [leaves]

[scene of plane flying]

Hotch, voiced over: “What would you do if you did not know how to what okay and. — The Bible”

[inside plane]

Reid: did you know—

Morgan: DiD yOu kNoW— shut up you little twink. You’re so gorgeous I just wanna rub my hands—

Reid: wh—

Hotch: let’s focus please

Garcia, appearing on the computer screen: hello all of you slimy little cum beasts

Rossi: 👁👄👁

Morgan: hey sexy

Hotch: 😠… what do you have for us

Garcia: I obtained a record of all forks bought in the past week

Hotch: great work. thank you

Morgan: god i just wanna fuck your brains out

Garcia: fill me with your mixed babies

Hotch: [disapproving glance]

Reid: 🤭

[meeting the local cops]

JJ: hey I’m agent jereau we spoke on the phone

Cop: oh hey sexy you didn’t tell me you had huge naturals and a slim thick ass when we talked on the phone hahaha let’s go inside we’ll get you set up

[several minutes of poking around at crime scenes]

Hotch: okay. Let’s present the profile

Morgan: are we ready for that

[zoom on Hotch’s face]

“No”

[black screen where there would have been commercials if you were watching this on CBS but it’s 2020 and you’re watching it on Netflix so there are no commercials so you’re forced to see your reflection and think about the fact that you’ve been watching Criminal Minds for six hours straight]

[in room with the cops]

Hotch: it’s a white male in his 30’s

Cop who is racist: you sure

Prentiss: hey shut the fuck up please. It’s a white male in his 30’s and his dick don’t work so he’s decided to kill everyone who looks the same as his mother because he blames her for his dick not working

[more poking around at the most recent crime scene]

Morgan, climbing up a tree or something in the yard: so I’m the unsub. Where can I see inside the windows without being seen

Prentiss: you look dumb as hell up there just so you know. You look like a fucking freak just so you know

Rossi, from inside the house: hey guys I think found something

[commercial break]

a very hastily made mashup of all too well and champagne problems

House of the dragon x Gen neutral!Reader incorrect Quotes (Platonic)

N/a: Rhaenicent, platonic, reader can be interpreted as best friends or relative, Modern!AU.

Lucerys: Truth or Dare?

Y/n: Truth.

Lucerys: How many hours have you slept this week?

Y/n: Dare.

Lucerys: Go to sleep.

Y/n: I don't like this game.

Y/n: I want to be a caterpillar.

Rhaenyra: Explain?

Y/n: Eat a lot, Sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful.

Rhaenyra: You know that they have a lifespan of like two weeks, right?

Y/n: That's another highlight

Rhaenyra: (Y/n) no-

Y/n: Queen Rhaenyra, What do you want for Christmas?

Rhaenyra: Revenge.

Y/n: What practical thing do you want for Christmas?

Rhaenyra: Instruments of Torture.

Y/n: What Harmless thing do you want for Christmas?

Rhaenyra: A new set for Syrax.

Y/n: Why can't dinosaurs clap?

Lucerys: Because their hands are too shor-

Aemond: because they are all dead...

Y/n: Hey, Rhaenyra? Can I get some dating advice?

Rhaenyra: Just because I’m with Alicent doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

Y/n: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me

Luke: Okay, but in my defense, Jace bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.

Y/n: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!

Y/n: Tonight, one of you will betray us.

Daemon: Is it me, Y/n?

Y/n: No, it’s not you.

Rhaenyra: Is it me, Y/n?

Y/n: It’s not you either.

Aegon: Is it me, Y/n?

Y/n:

Y/n, mockingly: Is IT mE Y/n?

Y/n: Truth or dare?

Harwin : Dare

Y/n: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room

Harwin: Hey Laenor

Laenor, blushing: Yeah?

Harwin : Could you move? I’m trying to get to Rhaenyra

Y/n, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!

Viserys , in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids

Rhaenyra : what the fuck are you guys doing?

Y/n: playing systemic oppression

Aegon: Why are Y/n and Helaena sitting with their backs to each other?

Aemond: They had a fight.

Aegon: Then why are they holding hands?

Aemond: They get sad when they fight.

Y/n: How did none of you hear what I just said?

Helaena: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Aegon: I got distracted about halfway through.

Aemond: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

Y/n: Can I be frank with you guys?

Helaena: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help.

Aegon: Can I still be Aegon?

Aemond: Shh, let Frank speak.

Y/n: I was arrested for being too cool.

Alicent: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

Y/n: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Baela: Wasn't Rhaena with you?

Rhaena: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

*Y/n and Aegon sitting in jail together*

Aegon: So who should we call?

Y/n: I’d call your mom, but I feel safer in jail

Alicent: HELP! I TOLD RHAENYRA I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK!

Y/n: , pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?

Store Worker: Would a Mx. Y/n please come to the front desk?

Y/n, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker: points to Luke and Joffrey

Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?

Luke and Joffrey , simultaneously: We got lost :(

Y/n: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-

Y/n, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.

Jace: Hey.

Luke: Hi.

Joffrey: Hello.

Aegon iii: Hey!

Y/n: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!

Viserys ii: We were out of Doritos.

Tom Glynn-Carney brainrot // modern au Aegon II Targaryen (visual)

Nick miller = Bucky Barnes

lock me up bc im guilty 😔

helaena and aegon as twins just WORKS

(wip for your skin makes me cry)

I NEED to read a fanfic where Alicent and/or Viserys accept Rhaenyra's offer and Haelena marries Jace. If anyone has any recommendations please leave them for me!!

😳🥴🫠