Enid’s First Tango Lesson

OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS😭😭I can imagine Sephiroth bouncing his leg in giddiness in that taxi while enjoying his slushie while his two parents basically become petty and ignore each other xjjdjd

What are some of the goofiest and/or dumbest shenanigans Seph, Gen, and Angeal have ever gotten into together?

There are too many. So here's one.

Angeal had coupons for free mini golf. And the man is so frugal that he is NOT missing out on free shit.

It's hooky time. Three imposing, scary soldiers shuffling about a literal children's mini golf course, surrounded by increasingly colorful and abstract images of dolphins, dinosaurs, giant squids, rainbows, and off-model unicorns.

Genesis is, of course, completely cocky and INSISTING that he can get a hole in one every time. He smugly makes a big grand display on his first hole and immediately hits it halfway across the facility, landing it squarely in the moat. Angeal doesn't do much better, hitting several poles and denting several models. This quickly devolves into an argument between Genesis and Angeal, which further escalates into a full fledged competition between them, screaming and squabbling at each other while fighting for superiority over a children's game.

Sephiroth (who hit the hole in one without even being noticed by the others), gets bored within seconds after his first try. He wanders off to retrieve Genesis and Angeal's various fly balls before eventually tiring of that and going to find the snack bar. He plops in the shade and passively tosses them a thumbs up every time they manage to hit the ball in a way that doesn't involve clubbing someone on accident.

Angeal and Genesis' final scores are so bad that neither of them will speak of it out loud. They sit there sulking and grumbling throughout the taxi ride back, Sephiroth blithely oblivious as he sits between them, happily enjoying his slushie.

100% am the second one

are you the "i dont like sitting on chairs so i'll sit on the floor" neurodivergent or the "i dont like sitting on chairs so i'll sit on top of a counter or the table or any high place" neurodivergent? im the second one

I cordially invite you to the second Assassin's Creed 1 Appreciation Week! A whole week of AC1 love starting on the game's 15th anniversary

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How do Angeal and Lazard feel about Heidegger being a creepy old perv around Sephiroth tho?

Heidegger MOSTLY keeps it it on the down-low, but Angeal and Lazard are observant enough to notice. It definitely creeps them out something fierce, even if Sephiroth himself seems mostly unperturbed. Since he doesn't really want to address the issue, there's not much they can really do. Heidegger outranks both of them.

Hojo, to his utmost credit, would have easily arranged for a little "accident" to befall his colleague if Heidegger ever made an attempt to "soil" his perfect son.

This is so nice!! :0

Diluc and Kaeya sketch this will definitely become a print!

Angeal Hewley BF Headcanons

PLEASE LOVE HIM!! 

He’s just so big n strong and loyal- 

TW: Angeal being one of the best characters. Dom!Angeal Sub!Reader, Dirty-talk, Slightly bratty reader, Kitten/Puppy petplay themes, Choking- if you squint. Mentions of daddy kink- like one mention. Angeal being the perfect lover. 

SFW

Angeal Angeal Angeal

Also known as the most reluctant member of Shinras Three Stooges

Really the only one with common sense

The sane ones always get left behind-

Anyways 

Angeal as your bf is just perfect???

He’s literally amazing. 100/10

Loyalloyalloyalloyal

He’s like 6′5 hes so big help-

Patient with a healthy side of stern to put you in your place 

i mean- 

He deals with Zack on a daily basis. Patience is in his blood at this point. 

Not to mention constantly stopping Genesis and Seph from constantly fooling around. 

He’s not the type to go off and date randomly. I think the person he does go for will be the one he marries. 

A one and done type of guy

Though he does worry because he is a SOLDIER and it could put either you or him in danger so he would be hesitant. 

So you’ll just have to be patient with him. 

Not huge into PDA, but makes sure to kiss you long and deep before he goes off to train or a mission. 

He is most definitely teased for it. 

He’s the type to bring you flowers from his garden, slightly blushing when he says that he planted these flowers in thoughts of you. 

Angeal is a natural caretaker and so in his mind he wants nothing but to take care of you and all your needs. 

Would want you to move in with him to be closer and to spend more time with you. 

Is always ready to cuddle you if you need it, buys extra blankets just in case. 

Is definitely making you breakfast in bed

(haha probably cause you cant walk)

Would most def buy you anything you asked for. He just loves you so much. 

If you guys are having a problem he will immediately address it. Sometimes his teacher voice comes out when he does it though so it feels like a lecture when you’re talking about feelings and how they should be displayed between the both of you. 

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FINALLY SOMEONE WHO APPRECIATES SOL AS MUCH AS I DO😭GOD I LOVE HIM SM

why solomon isn’t as shady as people say he is

aka guys pls he is just 🧍🏽 Standing there let him live

basically kai the absolute madman asked me about solomon and i took that as an excuse to go off. spoilers for pretty much all three seasons. i tried to avoid devilgrams as much as possible though and i’ll probably make another post about devilgrams/texts bc they are,,,,, so good,,,,,, and i love him so so much. but tldr: solomon is a good boy who’s a little socially inept but he lives by specific rules and stands by them. he’s not malicious or evil he’s literally just a witty dork of a man that i love with all my heart and more. more ramblings and screenshots below ^w^ (also sorry i forgot to change my name to “MC” for the screenshots so you’ll have to bear with my mc’s name as a placeholder dkjsfh)

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Malik's death in Revelations was tragic and violent enough as it is, but if you take into account how Altaïr's relationship with Malik began, it feels very targeted on Abbas's end.

Think of how it began with Altaïr's worst mistakes, getting his younger brother killed and Malik's arm ripped off. I'm sure Abbas was there to see him nearly expelled from the brotherhood, I'm sure he heard the fate of the Al Sayf brothers. Only for Altaïr to take that horrible mistake and its consequences and become the best possible version of himself, from unable to handle any responsibility to becoming the youngest mentor the brotherhood ever had. Even his relationship with Malik would go from animosity to close and trusted friend. You could argue that Malik was his GREATEST friend, other than Maria and his own children. The kind of growth and maturity it would take from both of them to get to that point is frankly astounding and for all Ubisoft's faults I think AC1 and Revelations did their due diligence with that

And then Abbas took that all away from him and never let Altaïr move past those mistakes he worked so hard to correct. How do you think he felt, being sent the severed head of the man started his journey with by severing one of his limbs? The mistakes of his youth cost Malik his arm, and now they've cost him his life in such a way that defiled and violated his body even more horrifically, after Malik trusted and loved him like a brother.

I like to think that Malik died protecting Sef from wrongful execution and defending Altaïr's honour. That the man who faced some of the bloodiest consequences of his past mistakes kept his youngest son safe and his reputation intact at the end, even at the threat of death for himself.

Hell, I imagine Malik was a bit of an uncle figure for Darim and Sef growing up. Perhaps the very thing that got him executed in the end was trying to keep Abbas's blades away from Sef.

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AFTER A LOT OF GRINDING AND A LOT OF LOSING

I FINALLY HAVE BARBATOS' ANIMAL OUTFIT

SOLOMON, I'M COMING FOR YOUR CARD NEXT