Co-napping Is A Beautiful Thing. Knock Out With Me So I Know It’s Real

would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no

the holy grail types of fanfic

i love how delusional some articles of clothing are, like you read the tag and its like “hand wash only/tumble dry on low” son you are a cotton tshirt. youre going in the warsh and whatever happens in there is in gods hands

I don’t like being referred to as a boy

this whole “never repeat outfits” shit is not working for me. i get attached to one oversized sweater and that’s all you’ll see me in for a week

wheres seasons greasons

don’t worry about why i had to google this but this example sentence is killing me

It is simply not fulfilling to enjoy media in the height of its popularity. You need to show up so late to the party that everybody else is gone and the hosts are asleep so you can rummage through their trash for chip dip and stale hors d’oeurves to eat alone in the dark like a dirty little raccoon secret