Maybe If I Was Prettier. Or Maybe If I Was More Horrifying Actually

reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

after Jason reveals his identity as the Red Hood i like to think about the kids begging for Jason to hang out with them and rejoin the family and that but Jason’s being a little bitch about it so when Dick asks for his phone number he just throws an ouija board at him and says ‘i’ll sense it’

issue is that while slightly drunk and sad that his brother hates him, Dick decided to try it out, and Damian watching him through a crack in the door thought it would be funny to text Jason (because he actually does have his league bro’s number) about it so that Jason could maybe mention it the next time they see each other on patrol to freak Dick out, except Jason was working not too far from the manor at the time and he thought it would be even funnier to swing by, slam up against the window and scream through the glass ‘STOP FUCKING DRUNK TEXTING ME’ and absolutely scares the shit out of Dick. so now Dick thinks that ouija boards actually work on Jason because he’s still part ghost and Jason and Damian are scrambling to try and keep up the ruse because of how funny it is.

*whispers* did you know that people whose favourite trope is enemies to lovers are enticed by the idea of showing someone the worst parts of you and still having them love you

A moment of light during the siege

I just remembered that my stepdad has my bow and arrows, it’s been a few years but I’m gonna shoot some trees

*hands you a single grain of sand*

Woah mama I dropped it

me @ myself: you’re annoying tbh

the romantic tension between the blood related parent and the found parent is so fucking crazy gotta be one of my favorite ship dynamics

I am so Deeply Tired of talking to White Men