My Favorite Emotion Is When Someone Does Something Kinda Foolish And All You Can Say Is “i Love You”

i love the never kill your self meme like yeah joy can be found in humble places peace and love on planet earth

FedEx: shits on my box, stomps on my box, kicks it, dumps gasoline on it, throws one of my chickens into the back of the van UPS: whispers at my front door “is anyone home” as quietly as possible before leaving a “we missed you!” note, tries to gaslight me into thinking my address doesn’t exist USPS: sets my package down gently where it’s not visible from the road, knocks on the door and kisses me directly on the mouth

im completely unresponsive the first hour after waking up pls do not talk to ne about anything important

Celestial Drop

A little mix of everything that is stars and moons!

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this user likes their men a little fucked up, evil, and maybe even barely human

do people actually read books while in the bathtub

how do you not get everything wet

i need jason 'metalhead' todd to find out tim has a thing with kon (another alt bitch) and just. spiral

jason: you don't want to date alt men, don't date alt men, most of them are jobless alcoholics who sleep in their friend's basement. you know what alt men are good for? looking at, hanging out with and one night stands and even that is questionable. not long term relationships! alt men are horrible flings and even worse boyfriends dO NOT DATE AN ALT MAN. why do you think alt women never date alt men??? BECAUSE THEY KNOW

tim, barely listening: did you have a terrible alt boyfriend

jason: I AM THE TERRIBLE ALT BOYFRIEND

Are you going to let trump out live you

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