Wanted A Warmup Before I Do My Hw And Commissions Soooooo Did A Bunch Of Nightmare Versions Of Skellys

oh damn, I'm almost maxed out on received boops! we'll see if it is by the end of the day lol

Person A: “Wow…”

Person B: “’Wow’ what?”

Person A: “You’re beautiful.”

Person B: “…Do you always flirt with the people that’re threatening you?”

Person A: “No, but only because none of them have ever looked the way that you do… I don’t suppose you’d be interested in changing sides?”

Person A: “Well that was a mistake.”

Person B: “Shut up! I’m not gonna take life advice from some criminal who takes the law into their own hands! You’d probably just try to ruin everything for your own sick enjoyment!”

Person A: “Oh you don’t need my help to ruin your life, you seem to be doing that quite well on your own. Honestly, I’m surprised you have any allies left if that’s the way you treat them.”

Person B: “That wasn’t an ally, that was my wife.”

Person A: “…Oh that poor thing.”

Lol, this sometimes happens when I listen to a song while doing something.

the craziest thing about books is you can pick one up and remember exactly where you read and what you felt like when you read it. maybe it was a summer afternoon and you were sad, maybe it was a school night and you were up much too late and already feeling the next morning’s regret, maybe you read the book right after a fight with your mom and you were angry. and a book brings all those emotions and memories back, even if you don’t remember the story the book actually holds. don’t tell me literature isn’t magic 🪄

Reblog if you have ever:

Failed a class

Eaten Nutella by the spoonful

Committed arson

Been caught dancing wildly in the mirror

Watched Barbie Life in the Dreamhouse past the age of 12

Pulled an all-nighter

Broken a bone

Out-Pizza'd the Hut

Sent hate but not on anon 'cause you ain't no coward

No one will ever know what you did.

You could tell the exact moment they had caught up enough to see you, their frustrated calls turning into panicked shouts, as they watched you steadily grow further and further away.

With practised ease, you ignored their desperate pleas, focusing instead, on your slow and careful progression across the rotten bridge. You knew that none of them would dare try to follow you, too frightened to risk the ire of the creatures beyond.

This was their bridge, and crossing it meant gaining their full attention.

….A very dangerous thing to have.

It was a fact you knew well, and a fact you were taking full advantage of, especially since it served your needs perfectly. Though they had yet to appear, you knew that they’d sensed you the moment you stepped foot on their bridge. Knowing them as you did, you were certain that they had dropped everything instantly, excited to return you to their side as they always were.

Suddenly a sharp ominous cry, echoed from the sky, your pursuers instantly falling silent in fear, before quickly beginning to call to you with renewed fervour, their terror clear for all to hear.

Finally stopping in place, you lifted your head and watched as the dark shadow separated from the clouds, moving far faster than you’d ever seen them move before. It was in that moment that you knew they had realised that this time you were staying for good, just as they had always hoped you would.

Lips pulling into a smile, you took one step back, then two, before dropping off the edge of the towering bridge, ignoring the screams and shouts of horror from your pursuers, and focusing instead on the rapidly approaching form that you knew so well.

You knew they would catch you…. they always did.

*Vibrating* today........

IF UNDERSWAP - THE GAME

Play as a customizable Chara who has fallen into a hidden monster kingdom under Lake Ebott.

This is a browser-based IF game you can play here: link

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TWST Pokemon AU Part 1: Heartslabyul

I saw @twsthoodstar​‘s Pokémon au posts (Part 1, Part 2, Part 3) and was inspired to do my own.

Be sure to check out their blog. They write several crossovers. 

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Hey guys, there’s been some drownings around where I live (there’s always drownings in summer) because people going in the sea to escape the heat don’t know the safety procedures. So I thought I’d make this mini-PSA on rip current safety.

Rip currents are invisible channels where the water being pushed onto shore is being sucked out again. It forms a small, deceptively fast-moving path of water that drags you out to sea- even in water that appears clear & calm a rip current can pull you out very quickly.

If you get caught in a rip and find yourself being pulled out of your depth, don’t swim directly against the current. It’ll exhaust you and panic you because the rip will always be stronger than you are. You need to swim parallel to the shoreline! Rip currents only take up a small part of the waterfront and don’t go all the way out to sea, only just off the beach into deep water. Swimming parallel to the shore allows you to swim out of the current and back into the oncoming waves- they’ll push you back into shore again eventually.

Try not to lose hope when you’re swimming back to shore either; something that a lot of people don’t mention is that when you’re in the sea, it’s really hard to tell how quickly you’re swimming because everything looks the same. Trust me, you’re going faster than you think! Keep a steady pace and float on your back for a bit if you need to. The waves are working with you, you’re okay.

If you’re on a beach with a lifeguard (which you ABSOLUTELY SHOULD BE) you have to raise one hand over your head and shout that you need help. This should attract attention to you. Don’t swim at beaches with no lifeguards!

We’re all desperate to escape this stupid heat, I know. Thanks climate change. But a lot of the time, people who drown do so in situations they could’ve escaped if they just had the knowledge. Look after yourself!!