The Only Tall AU Pair That I Ever Made… Who Coincidentally Also Don’t Have Nicknames

✨️ it has been done ✨️

Person A: “Well that was a mistake.”

Person B: “Shut up! I’m not gonna take life advice from some criminal who takes the law into their own hands! You’d probably just try to ruin everything for your own sick enjoyment!”

Person A: “Oh you don’t need my help to ruin your life, you seem to be doing that quite well on your own. Honestly, I’m surprised you have any allies left if that’s the way you treat them.”

Person B: “That wasn’t an ally, that was my wife.”

Person A: “…Oh that poor thing.”

What the fuck is this??????????

Folks: you CANNOT censor trigger tags. When you block a tag, it doesn't block other "spellings" of it. Writing it as "r@pe" or "r4p3" means that someone who has "tw rape" as a blocked tag will still see that post because you didn't wanna say the word rape. You are hurting people. Do not censor words, because people do not have those filtered out.

And honestly if you can't even write the word rape to protect other people then you probably aren't old/mature enough to be on this website.

Context -

This incarnation of (Y/n) comes from the Age of Calamity after Wild “failed” and died, she was sent off to travel with the Chain as Wild was still in the Shrine of Resurrection. This technically makes Wild the only one of the chain to have not met her, as he had lost all of his memories when he woke up. But, due to this, Hylia never completely rid of (Y/n) in his memories, believing that he would never recall her on his own. Ironically enough, this actually led Wild to being the first of the Chain to remember (Y/n).

She was Zelda’s personal sorceress that worked alongside him when he was the princess’s guard; the two of them were close friends, with (Y/n) often comforting Wild after the moments of when he got yelled at by Zelda. On the other hand, the princess was a bit envious of the sorceress. Zelda wished to have the freedom that the other girl had, visually given the fact that (Y/n) was able to wear pants for convenience sakes, unlike Zelda who had to wear those dresses she despised so much, among other things. Zelda at first tried to befriend her, but (Y/n) simply shied from her and her attempts. (Y/n) mostly wanted to avoid the princess due to her connection to Hylia, but it was also because she was so rude to Link (Wild).

Even though Link (Wild) had lost to Ganon and died, she held no malice towards him (not that she ever would), she actually relates to him because of this failure. In her first life, Link (First) and her had lost the battle against Demise and died after Hylia sent the people of Hyrule into the sky. To her, Wild’s failure somewhat endears him to her, as it lets her see that they—the rest of the Links—are still mortal, still human, and that they make flaws and mistakes. However, looking at this in another light, (Y/n) deeply regrets not being able to save Wild and nor help him. She was doing what she could to help everyone get ready when Ganon had awoken, so she couldn’t find Link (Wild) and Zelda until he was already gone. She ran into the two Sheikah men who were on there way to find Zelda, and joined them in there search.

Despite them being the incarnations of Link (First), (Y/n) knows very well that they are their own people. She may miss First dearly, and may see some similarities between him and the rest of the Links, she knows that they are different people and that they deserve to be treated at proper individuals with their own personalities.

(Of course, with her treating them as proper individuals, this also means that she treats them as Link (each one of them respectively), and not the Hero. And I’m sure you can imagine just how grateful the Chain are about this)

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"you poor thing.... look what they've done to you- for a group who call themselves heroes they do forget how fragile mortals can be."

It took you a shockingly long time, to notice the changes.

At first they had been so little that they’d been all too easy to miss, and even once the changes started to slowly become bigger and bigger, many of them remained rather simple to gloss over or explain away.

In all honesty, a large part of you had simply assumed it was because of the company you kept, and in a way… you were right. Though it hadn’t quite been in the manner you had thought it was.

Many people around here, thought you were strange for choosing to remain in your isolated little house out in the woods, especially when it was so much safer in town, where there was the silent comfort of being in numbers. Had they known that the very reason they feared living where you did, was the same reason you loved it there, there was no doubt in your mind that their worry would have quickly turned to hostility and suspicion.

As it was, you doubted they were going to be fooled for much longer. 

And it wasn’t like you’d ever particularly cared anyway. 

In all honesty, you’d never felt like you belonged there in the first place, and staring into your bedroom mirror, you knew there was no way you could even pretend to fit in there anymore, even if you had wanted to. Though you weren’t entirely sure when it was that the changes to your self, had become so drastic.

Over the years you’d spent living out here, you’d befriended many of the denizens of the forest, and had steadily gained the trust and favour of the vast majority of them, almost entirely without trying. As a byproduct, you had been gifted many blessings, all of which had steadily built up over time, until eventually…. there was barely anything left of your humanity at all, a fact made all the more obvious by what was reflected in your mirror.

Thanks to the influence of your many non human friends, you had become something….Other… 

Something that had yet to be given a name.

Something that you had just found out, was no longer even mortal.

Here it finally is, the full cetacean eye colour info sheet! A long time coming, and an even longer time in the making. I hope that all you cetacean eye curious people will find this one as fascinating as the killer whale eye colour post. It’s a wild world out there! 

𝖜𝖍𝖎𝖘𝖕𝖊𝖗𝖘 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖇𝖊𝖑𝖔𝖛𝖊𝖉 𝖙𝖍𝖗𝖔𝖚𝖌𝖍 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖘 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖇𝖑𝖊𝖘𝖘𝖊𝖉: 

Summary: With the death of your only child, life hasn’t been well. The house has never been this empty, and the memories of your child has been plaguing you. But two years has done enough to help you with the grieving process, and life is a bit better. You’ve taken up Genshin again, since it has been one of Tiana’s favorite games to see you play. Life is getting better.

Then you find yourself somewhere not your bed. Isn’t this place…Genshin?

Pairing: Zhongli x reader

Warning: death, god!creator if some prefers not to read that kind of reader

Notes: was v impatient about this so i kept it in queue to not be tempted to rewrite :’)

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There are many records that tell of the beloved creator of Teyvat. There are many stories, many legends, and many myths. Many of them tell of their divine hands, their distinctive appearance in the eyes of mere mortals. Many speak of their blood that flows rivers of gold, eyes that hold the secrets of the world, hands and feet that create wherever they go. 

Many tell of how Tevyat came to be, in the hands of the creator. How they formed it with a loving hand, a soft voice. Such came the existence of the adepti, the humans, the archons. So came the creation of life and death, and such came alive the world of Teyvat. 

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