What Do You Mean HOW DO YOU KIDS?? Just Like That!!! They (and Your Art Style) Are SO Cute!!!!

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY GUYS!!! Have some cute cards of the cuties~

Boys are from @bonelyheartsclub

It took you several long moments to figure out that the sound you could hear ringing through the air, was coming from your front door, so long it had been since anyone had visited you here.

Bewildered, you carefully sat down your latest work, before drifting over to your cluttered entrance way and peeking through the crack in one of your mismatched windows. Though the sight that greeted you only confused you even more.

Giving into your curiosity, you finally unlatched the brass handle of your heavy old door, absently wondering when the last time you had bothered locking it properly, had been, though the fleeting thought was quickly dismissed in favour of more pertinent questions. With a gentle and practised heave, the tired old hinges gave a muted creak, the weathered wooden door slowly bowing to your will and opening obediently. An action that allowed you to finally take in the sight of your unexpected guests in full.

A strange mix of excitement and wariness filled you at the sight of them, the feeling bringing a bright and welcoming smile to your lips as you pondered the strangeness of it all. 

It had been at least two hundred years since anyone had stumbled upon your homely little cottage after all.

Dark Fairy AU Azul… I might have to re-design the lantern later OTL

oh damn, I'm almost maxed out on received boops! we'll see if it is by the end of the day lol

In the end it wasn’t too surprising that no one ever suspected what you were. You’d been playing human for a long time after all, and had long since mastered the skills needed to hide your true nature. 

It was for this very reason that you were in the predicament you were in now, as the group who had “captured” you, had wrongfully assumed that you were the weakest and most vulnerable. 

Perhaps if the situation had been different, you would have found this somewhat entertaining, but given the fact that they were trying to use you to bait your companions into willingly walking into a trap, you were feeling far from forgiving. You’d come to care for them after all, and the protectiveness you had developed over them was only to be expected from something such as yourself.

Luckily, tricking your “captors” into approaching your bound form, was all too easy thanks to their ignorance of your nature, and once they were within reach….well….

Sinking your teeth into someones vulnerable throat had never felt quite so satisfying~

There’s something haunting about how silent and still the lake is of a morning, the sun barely beginning to tint the sky and not yet managing to peek over the towering mountains that cradled it. Even though your footsteps were careful as you walked up the length of the board walk, it almost felt as though the sound of your boots on the aged wood were echoing far too loudly for such a peaceful place.

With the chill of the morning air gently nipping at your face, and your breath leaving you in soft heated puffs of steam, you felt almost as if you were floating even without the aid of water, your soul feeling light as air, even as your body remained firmly on the ground.

It was this very peace that had brought you here that first day all those years ago, and the reason you had ever met Them. 

….It was also the reason that you hadn’t aged a day, even though thirty years had long since passed since that fateful encounter.

Strangely, it seemed as though nothing here had aged either….They certainly hadn’t.

Is it bad that I just... I just wanna be some sort of mermaid that can go from the shallows to the deepest parts of the unexplored ocean? Like, I've looked at pictures of the ocean where you can't see the bottom and I just... I just really wanna be some sort of mermaid and go wherever I want.

If error n nightmare has been bhc afied, how about dust, killer n ink? Horror has technically already been bhc afied XD

here's Killer, newly named Steel!

he's the least adjusted out of all of them but maybe there's hope for him yet. how do you recover when you made all the terrible things you've done your identity for so long?

Hey hey hey, could I maybe get an ABC or any letter you'd like with any bad guy sans you'd like? Love your writting btw -🦢

ABC's of dating Killer Sans!

:DDD Thank you!

hmmmm, I think I really want to write this one about Killer. He doesn't really get a lot of attention from me, LOL.

A = Affections (How do they show their love)

Killer is a certified jackass, he does things simply to rile others up and get a reaction for his own amusement. Naturally that falls into place when he is with you, too. He LOVES your reactions, because they are so.. you! He cant always predict them, and he loves that about you.

 B = Body part (Their favorite body part.)

As a skeleton, its probably going to have to be your skin. OR your hair. He loves the soft hair that covers you. He will accidently pull your arm hair at first, confused as to why you need hair on your arms and legs.

 C = Children (Do they want kids)

He would want to adopt the babybones in universes that were to be destroyed... but he guesses if he was to have one of his own, it would have to be with you and only you.

 D = Dating (often going out or not)

Killer counts EVERYTHING as a date with you. Him dragging you with him to piss off Dust? a date. Him picking on Error? If you are there, its a date. If he just so happens to have horror help him pack a picnic for you to go out to Outertale... Well, its always a date when he is with you, isn't it?

 E = Experience (Dated before or no?)

Killer doesn't seriously date, at least not until he got serious with you. he is a little rusty but he knows how to treat a partner.

 F = Favorite places (Locations they love going to)

He likes taking you to outertale sometimes, the stars are just so beautiful there. But he loves taking you around to the unusual AU's- Like this one medieval AU of lords and ladys. He joked around the whole time that he was the grand duke and you were his duchess.

 G = Goofy (Are they jokesters or not)

A serious moment is rare by Killer. He stirs the pot almost religiously. His favorite jokes are the ones you laugh at too, or join in on. Those always make his soul feel a little lighter.

 H = Hair (Are they well groomed or are they going hobo today?)

Well. He is nothing but bone, so no hair from him. though if he finds strands of yours on his clothes... He wouldn't ever compline. He does threaten to plant your DNA at a scene of a crime. Though, you are dating a murderer, so... his threat falls flat.

 I = Intimacy (Close every day?)

He is like velcro, if you are near he is going to be attached at the hip to you. Its annoying, in a very endearing Killer kind of way.

 J = Jealousy (How jealous they get)

Nope, he knows he's got all your love. Though you probably shouldn't rule it out, you just haven't seen him jealous yet.

 K = Kisses (Where do they love to kiss)

He loves when your kiss him, your lips against any part of him will always make him swoon. But when it comes to him kissing you? he loves to bonk his forehead against yours in affection before kissing you as you grumble about the small headbutt.

 L = Love (How you both met)

Falling through a rouge portal ripped through space and time is not at all ideal for a normal human. Tripping a serial killing monster after your grate travels? not at all ideal. But as it turns out, actively arguing with said killer (who you didn't know was a killer at the time) was the perfect way to get him to forgive you. You were so feisty for a human, he loved it.

 M = Marriage (Do they like the idea)

Not really, the concept of marriage to him is just a fancy way for the government to have control over your love life too. Not that that affected him anymore. He supposes though, that if you wanted him to be your husband someday... he wouldn't mind putting on a suit and tie.

 N = Nosey (Do they get all up in your stuff)

Killer is so nosey its annoying. but that is always how he is, its what makes him so much like himself. The shit stirring, nosing, questions, and annoyances. He respects your privacy though, fully. He only asks a bunch of stupid questions all the time to get your attention.

 O = Open (Open about the relationship or nay)

He will brag to anyone and anything about you. You once heard him talking to his waffles about how he is better than it because he has you. Dork. He only was dicking around like that because he knew you were standing close enough to hear him.

 P = Possessiveness (Hide you away or open)

He would rip off hands for touching you. Unless you invited them of course. He thinks its cute when you get Horror to cuddle up to you during movie nights.

 Q = Quirks (interesting bits)

Turns out Killer is actually quite the gentle-Monster when he wants to be. Reserving seats at restaurants, pulling your seat out, pouring wine for you, paying.

 R = Random (Are they spontaneous or calm)

Random shit happens all the time. Sometimes he will just pop up in your room and tell you he wants to take you to some AU. of course he always spontaneously wants cuddles when he is butthurt after losing an argument with one of the others.

 S = Spoiler (Spoil you rotten?)

Hell yes he does. He would steal every gold coin from the underground and give it to you. If you didn't insist on not needing a bunch of clutter, he probably would have robbed every valuable he could think of for you. You think sometimes that it would have been pretty cool to have a dragons hoard for yourself.

 T = Takings (Why’d they fall in love with you)

You made his soul feel different. being with you was therapeutic almost. you calmed his soul and made everything around him feel less chaotic and loud all the time.

 U = Uterus dealings (how do they handle your period)

You don't know if Killer can really smell pain or if he just did a bunch of research on how to help mensurating humans. Either way, he stole you a heated pregnancy pillow during one of your worse. Those are so amazing in every way, even if you aren't on your period.

 V = Volatile (Do they have a temper)

Killer has a nasty temper at times, but surprisingly, he has only snapped at you once. though it probably helps that you don't actively try to aggravate him more like Dust does. To be fair it is payback for all that Killer puts Dust through.

 W = Wildcard (Random fact)

Killer wants to snuggle you. all the time. especially at night when you are both settling down for bed. He likes it when you demand to be big spoon like he would fight a proposition like that.

 X = Xystus (Most men love their gardens, do they?)

Killer has a little aloe vera plant growing in his room. Ask him to grow anything else though and its a 50/50 on if it lives or not.

 Y= Yearning (Lots of physical contact or non)

24/7 contact or attention, he needs it to behave himself. well. no he just really really loves your attention.

 Z = Zzz (Lazy or active)

Fuck all that, if he gets to be lazy he is going to jump at the chance. He wants to lay in bed all day and snuggle with you.

I am so confused

Let me test something

I think it works