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Random question to Steven Universe fans from a person who has never watched the show: What is the Giant Woman song about?

I know the song by heart because a friend of mine used to sing it, but I never questioned about what the song is talking about.

The only things I know about the show are that Steven is half human-half gem (and his gem mother is dead and everyone just wants revenge on Steven because of her) and he lives with the Crystal Gems (who can make fusions to get stronger). Oh, and that Garnet is made of love.

Is Steven saying that if Pearl and Amethyst make a fusion, that fusion will be a giant woman? IS THAT IT? I'M GOING CRAZY

Which combination should I use?

(This is such an iconic line for me.)

I just imagined Bill in Ford's body dancing the Deadpool intro and recording it to terrify Ford.

(It just popped in my mind)

As a Doctor Who and Gravity Falls fan, I think the Master/Missy and Bill are very similar in many ways.

The Master has the Time Lords' march sound stuck in his head while Bill hears the Euclydians' screams.

The Master is one of the last ones from his species and Bill is the last one from his.

They are both associated with "I can't decide" by Scissor Sisters.

They both have a romantic and unhealthy obsession with a guy who travels the universe and has a group of friends/family.

They both have style and elegance ✨

Maybe there are more similarities between them, but these were the ones I could remember myself of.

Okay, now I need fanarts of Bill saying "I don't know what I'd be without that noise." and Ford responding "I don't know what I'd be without you." or Master in a bar (or in a hospital) asking for "One Doctor, please."

Normal people after ending a toxic and abusive relationship: I hope I never see my ex ever again. I have to get over this traumas and take care of myself.

Stanford after ending a toxic and abusive relationship with a triangle: I will dedicate the rest of my life to kill my ex, that's the best idea.

Does Stanford also have 6 toes on each foot?

(The answer is probably no, but I was curious about it)

One thing that doesn't make sense in Dear Evan Hansen is that Connor took his own life while he had Evan's letter.

Like, what did he wanted people to think?

Did he wanted to make people believe that his death was Evan's fault (I find this quite improbable, because no one would read that letter and think that Evan was guilty of anything)?

Did he wanted to people to realise that Evan wrote that letter to "tease" him and blame Evan (because no one would have predicted that someone else would pretend to be your bestie after your death)?

EDIT: Did he wanted people to think that Evan was his boyfriend so Evan would suffer from homophobia or discrimination for trying to make him upset with that letter (extremely improbable)??

Didn't he think about that letter?? Was he too lazy or to tired to do something about it??

Does anyone knows the answer to this (or knows a theory that makes sense)? I'm really curious

(Maybe this is explained in the book but I haven't read it)

I just love the fact that S&P didn't approve "Bottles will be spun" (because it was implying that teenagers like kissing? what an absurd idea)

(screenshots taken in https://youtu.be/oYp0O-rle20?si=-Z639y0j67SgrWRe)

but they did approve this without any complaints:

(I don't think this is a big deal, but it is certainly more inappropriate than "bottles will be spun" in a flyer, at least the first one. And I won't even talk about the scary scenes in the cartoon.)

So, I think we all should thank to S&P for censoring the most inappropriate scenes in Gravity Falls. This isn't about a old man in some kind of bar/pub surrounded by younger ladies, this also isn't about a almost (or maybe totally) naked old man drinking "rich people water" in a kid's show.

THE REAL PROBLEM HERE ARE TEENAGERS KISSING, LIKE WHAT IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU?! WHY DO YOU LET TEENAGERS KISS?? TEENAGERS SHOULD BE TOTALLY FORBIDDEN FROM KISSING EVERYWHERE!!

Like, have you ever thought about the quantity of germs and microbes that they pass on when they kiss?! And the fact that they mix their saliva?! Ugh, absolutely disgusting.

Having said that, I think that the government should implement a law that prevents teenagers from kissing. (Thanks for opening my eyes, S&P, kisses.)

(This is a joke, please don't this seriously)

I drew this, idk why, I think I just felt like I should.

(I don't usually draw, I don't even know how to draw and I don't like painting, it's just a random sketch)

If I don't get lazy maybe I'll make a digital version of it.

I just love how the line "two friends on a perfect day" from "For Forever" (Dear Evan Hansen) can be misunderstood as "two friends on a perfect date", which kind of matches the situation lol