Hahaha Haha

hey who wants to hold hands and play with my hair and be so gentle with me i might shatter into a million pieces

Dick isn't a cheater or a womanizer. He can't stand the idea of it.

I don't know what was going on with the wedding scene and him sleeping with Barbara but that is a blatant mischaracterization of him.

There's countless examples in the comics where he talks about only being able to be with one person.

When Kori gets married to Karras under the force of her father, Dick needs to go home but she begs him to stay. But Dick can't do it.

The New Teen Titans (1984) Issue #26

He can't bear to cheat or be used as the object of cheating. His moral standards are too high for that. He also tells Kori afterwards that love should be between two people.

It's impossible for him to just sleep around.

Action Comics Issue #614

"I gotta be honest, Roy-I couldn't make love to someone I didn't really love."

He can't even sleep in the same bed as another woman when he's in love with someone else.

Batgirl (2016) Issue #17

"You could've shared the bed."

"I'm-I'm just not over Shawn yet."

To Helena he talks about how he can't sleep with just anyone and to Roy in Outsiders he scolds him for wanting to sleep with every female hero.

It's literally impossible for Dick to cheat or sleep around. He can't be romantic with people he knows he's not dating. The guy's rock solid.

Dick's morals exist for himself. He's intrinsically the most upstanding character in the DC community.

I really REALLY REALLY hate how DC dashed literally decades of characterization just so they could promote a ship.

It's SO out of character that there's scene in direct contradiction to this.

In the New Teen Titans (1984) comic, Dick has a dream about kissing Raven and he wakes up panicked next to Kory because he's dating her.

Kori tells him she sees the way Raven looks at him, in love, but Dick doesn't believe it for a second.

But this has been going on for a while and Dick is sick of it because he knows he loves Kory and no one else. He's scared and tired so Kory offers to talk to Raven for him which he gladly accepts.

The New Teen Titans (1984) Issue #39

With a little kissing of course <3

So Kori meets Raven and they hang out together where Kori explains the difference between friendship love and romantic love

Raven subconsciously influenced Dick to kiss her with her powers because she was in love with him. But Kori doesn't get mad at her,

I love Kori so much.

Anyways, they have their chat and Dick meets Raven again after Kori and her three week vacation sister-bonding.

HE'S LITERALLY HAVING A MELTDOWN BECAUSE RAVEN KISSED HIM

He's full on panicking that her chat with Kori didn't work. His first thought is "where's Kory?". At this point the poor boy is scared to even be in the same room as her despite Kory giving her explicit permission to date Raven.

That's how much Dick emphasizes monogamy, love, and his partner.

He's only relieved that it turned out to be a prank. Not too pleased with the kissing prank but ig it is what it is.

You can't have all these scenes and then do that Devin Grayson. It doesn't work that way. He doesn't work that way.

tell them

happy asexual awareness week !! always remember ... BE ACE EAT CAKE

This guide is only for dick, jason, tim, steph or damian. for everyone else youre on your own.

Now thank you all for your attention, please return next week on your lecture on how to differentiate between helena und cassie.

Edit: I update some slides here. <- made it worse

Koriand'r in Titans #3

when jason finds out about gun batman

jason: is there ANYTHING of mine this punk ass bitch won't copy!!

dick: i think you're overreacting—

jason: robin!

dick: i mean, you took robin from me—

jason: red robin!

dick: well, i was also red robin in a different timeline—

jason: killing people with the league of assassins!

bruce: wait, what—

jason: USING GUNS!

tim: technically, i found out about that before you came back to life—

bruce: can we go back to that last thing—

jason: using guns as batman SPECIFICALLY!

tim: as i already said—

bruce: wait, when did jason use guns as batman—

jason: a massive scar from an invasive medical procedure!

dick: jason, what—

jason: my autopsy, dickhead!

tim: you weren't even alive for that—

bruce: wait, when did tim undergo an invasive medical procedure—

jason: next thing i know, you're gonna jump into a lazarus pit!

dick: jason, please—

bruce: can we start from the beginning—

tim: i mean, ra's did get pretty close—

dick: WHAT?

bruce: WHAT???

jason: HAH, SEE?? jason: wait, what—

catradora meets lumity ! adora shows luz her magic and catra attempts to give amity relationship advice

A list of characters who would be better Nightwings than Bruce :

Tim Drake

Cassandra Cain

Damian Wayne

Donna Troy

Roy Harper with dyed hair

Conner Kent

Jon Kent

Billy Batson

Any of the Nightwings from the Ric Grayson arc

The Kool aid man

Nah, being a soldier was apparently only Jason’s role.