Fuck Infantilized Cas, There Needs To Be More Weird Castiel Content. Castiel Who’s A Little Fucked

I think the funniest thing about Dean and Cas has got to be that they were in a relationship for years yet none of them seemed to realize that. That is objectively quite hysterical.

...All this work for a hentai joke. I'm terribly sorry.

I also consulted my jury of Patrons about whether or not Dean would say "Calm your tits". I'm not convinced he would, but also not convinced he wouldn't. :D

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dean would absolutely lose cas at grocery stores and go around asking people "hey have you seen a little guy in a trench coat? 'bout yea high? [hand at his shoulder] peach fuzz, devastatingly handsome? sensible shoes? just kind of a weird, dorky little guy?"

everybody is on the lookout for some short, questionably dressed mystery man and meanwhile cas, 6' tall, shaped not unlike a shot putter, is standing at the checkout scrutinizing the tabloids like "...i'm not sure there's any veracity to these claims" while the cashier's register throws a fatal error bc she accidentally lasered him with the barcode scanner and it saw infinity

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bucky has a disability??

he doesn’t have an arm.

End of filming. See you in 6 months !

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SUPERNATURAL 1.01

Sam and Dean Winchester get arrested for the attempted assassination of the president of the United States, and at the same time the gay angel sneaks the presidents secret lover out of her home and tries to convince her to get an abortion. there really is no other show that can do it like them.