Mil0000 - Milo

...All this work for a hentai joke. I'm terribly sorry.

I also consulted my jury of Patrons about whether or not Dean would say "Calm your tits". I'm not convinced he would, but also not convinced he wouldn't. :D

(Don't repost, but reblogs are very welcome)

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sam said if I'm going in the cage you're going in the closet

Dark eyes meet under the sky The stars are out, we're alive in the night

Absolutely nothing to see here. Just a dad waiting for his kids to show up so they can go on a little hunt together.

Fic Idea

Sam keeps making fun of Dean for using hookup apps cause he thinks his profile is cringe. Dean says it works and that it's hard to find people his age anyways

An argument happens and ends with Sam saying he could totally find Dean a date easy as pie

Cut to a week later, Sam sets Dean up on a blind date with someone at a restaurant that is too nice for Dean's liking. But he's here to prove Sam wrong.

Besides, Sam said he would pay for it, but that if things go well, Dean has to pay him back with interest

Only Dean's reception puts him at the wrong table with some dude in a trenchcoat. And now he's thinking this has all been one massive prank by his brother

Meanwhile, Castiel, after having a shitty week, decided to treat himself. The restaurant had a specially honey cake, and damn it, he deserved it

But before he can even order, some random guy sits at his table, asks Castiel if "Sammy" put him up to this, and is overall being a pain in the ass

Castiel is tired, Dean is frustrated, and Sam is back home, confident that Dean would like Cassie Robinson

Dean: The whole Cas thing must be pretty shocking huh

Mary: Not really, you had a crush on a little boy at your preschool

Dean, choking on his beer: what

Mary: *shrugs*

Dean: I was talking about angels being real?????

Mary: Oh. Yeah that was pretty weird

SUPERNATURAL 1.01

Been reading a bunch of winterhawk lately

ALL CREDIT GOES TO WHOEVER MADE THIS

i have no fucking clue but i was on pinterest so whoever Cloey is thanks for uploading it :)

THE COMPLETE LACK OF ANY SEXUAL TENSION BETWEEN JIMMY NOVAK AND DEAN IS SO FUNNY

for righteous-man-and-a-fallen-angel, the second winner of my giveaway from like two months ago! she wanted something with ‘cute awkwardness’…well this is awkward at least, hope you enjoy!