Mil0000 - Milo

I couldn’t stop thinking about this masterpiece.

dean would absolutely lose cas at grocery stores and go around asking people "hey have you seen a little guy in a trench coat? 'bout yea high? [hand at his shoulder] peach fuzz, devastatingly handsome? sensible shoes? just kind of a weird, dorky little guy?"

everybody is on the lookout for some short, questionably dressed mystery man and meanwhile cas, 6' tall, shaped not unlike a shot putter, is standing at the checkout scrutinizing the tabloids like "...i'm not sure there's any veracity to these claims" while the cashier's register throws a fatal error bc she accidentally lasered him with the barcode scanner and it saw infinity

Sam: There’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.

Bucky: Honestly, fuck you.

Nothing will ever be as funny to me as the fact that society progressed so far in the time since 2005 that the demeaning homophobic jokes of vintage spn are now read as obvious signs of Dean Winchester's bisexuality. They tried so hard to make the cowboy straight that they accidentally manifested thee accurate long form portrayal of a closeted bisexual man on television. BiCon.

with how many queer references Dean makes and how much Sam teases him I no longer think he's closeted at all, he's just bad at being bisexual

Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)

reblog for something t4t to happen to you this summer.

the fact that this isn't even all of the times he died i had to cut out a few (incl. the one i do not legally recognize)