Bro I Saw This On Pinterest A While Back And The Gifs I See On Tumblr Make This SO Much Better! It Makes

Oh dear god Chrome..... I swear for chrismas I'm getting you something so that you don't end up cutting of blood cerculation from your arm with all those bracelets

kandi life

"No kidding! I'm Deadpool!" -Deadpool proba- "HEY THERE PERSON READING THIS REBLOG! HOW ARE YOU?! YOU LOOK AWESOME RIGHT NOW!!!!" What?! DEADPOOL! STOP BREAKING THE FORTHWALL I CAN'T AFFORD ANYMORE REPAIRS!!! "Be fun for once Mikachu!!!"

“Ethics? Playing god?! I created easily affordable 3D printed organs that are perfectly compatible with the human body! Do you know how many people will die if you bring me to "justice”? I saw what happened to the guy who almost cured cancer! You’re no hero, you’re just a hired gun!“

This is canon people. Try to change my mind

Ford and Mabel Bonding!

because because because,,,

I gotta,,,

And are those cave paintings??? Cause it's colorful on one side!!!

". . . Toche. Sorry for the mix up! Uhhhh, you want this free fro-yo coupon I got as a sorry?" "Yes. Yes I do"

"Halt, villain," said the heroine, pointing her sword at the man. "Hold on, I’m no villain," said the man. "Your eyes are pitch black—those aren’t natural," said the heroine. "And yours are bright gold—those aren’t exactly natural either," said the man.

Villain: I have your child Father: Which one? Villain: Ummm... long brown hair and brown eyes. Chubby but not fat, mostly skinny but with chub. She's smiling at the floor for some reason. Father: Oh! That's my daughter Mikachu! Yeah you don't have her... she has you. HAVE FUN SWEEITE!

You were the only child that didn’t have powers in a family of metahumans. Today you got kidnapped by a supervillain… and none of your family came to the rescue.

How the fuck did you do that?!

"I think I've started a revolution against hierarchy on dress to impress."

Me: *pushes the lawyer I hired down under my desk* Okay...... well first I would like to have that lawyer paid triple what he usually makes for my first wish.

“I’m going to stop you right there, you dont have to be super specific about your wish, I don’t do monkeys paw or any of that garbage.”

"BUT DON'T GIVE MY CHILD A FUCKING DAGGER YOU DUMB FUCK!"

“Why are you giving my newborn baby a dagger?!” “Well they’re a choosen one, which means that I’m destined to be killed by them; but honestly I’ve been waiting centuries for them to be born and I just want to get it over with.”

No. The village matchmaker knows and helps make little dates

Every so often, the local baker must bake something and personally deliver it to the monster in the woods, and in exchange the monster leaves the village alone. What no one knows is, the monster actually has a huge crush on the baker and needs an excuse to see them.