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Your friends are convinced that you have a new date every single day with all of the guys/girls you bring home. In reality, your partner is a shapeshifter and the two of you have been pulling a prank on your friends for years.

I don't get it. I'm that dumb.

Kinda fuckin scary but what the hell

Me inside my head: Okay how the fuck is this possible?!

You are in court for murder, when your lawyer shows a video of a sports game with you in the audience and proves that you are innocent. However despite having the ticket and the claims of having gone to the game, you actually did commit the crime and have no idea what you just saw on the video.

Me: Oh hell nah. *grabs the monster and drags them out* Yeah you're going six feet in the ground

You are a monster who really doesn't care about hurting humans. In fact, you like blend in, so you often go to costume parties to socialize! However, this time, you soon realize there's another monster in the party, who is planning on attacking the unaware humans…

I move the smol baby to my bed and tuck them in, letting them sleep

Early one morning, you start your normal routine of making coffee, but when you pull your favorite coffee mug from the cupboard, you find a very small dragon curled up in the bottom, sleeping contentedly.

We know for a fact he'd wear it and think it's awesome...

No thoughts. Just Ryusui in an outfit with hip holes

Not exactly what I had in mind but the vision is there. I just need the hip holes 🧍‍♀️

It'd also be funny if she did own his soul but was like "Just do what you like" and then they became good friends

had a revelation and needed to draw it

Me: Return it My mom: What?!- no I can't retu- Me: It is ugly. Where is it's tail? Why is it screaming? It stinky. Return it.

You are a siren, a rather young one. Today your mother, the leader of your pod, introduced an unfamiliar little squishy pink thing to you as your little sibling.

Me: BITCH YOU ARE DEAD! Them: NOT YET HOE! SUCK IT!

Your friend always said “I’ll rest when I’m dead,” so much that it became his catchphrase. He says it again today when he came into work, going about his daily routine. This normally wouldn’t be concerning, if not for the fact that you attended his funeral two weeks ago.

People didn't like Phantom Pups????? I watched it only once but it was nice.

working with troubled youth has exposed me to depraved media beyond my comprehension