Me: I Don't Blame You... Time To Teach You How To Use A Gun.

You need to sleep too b00ty boy! Now go to be or else I'll use the power of god and anime!

You're not the only one with insomnia, right?

Me and Leon are hashtag twinning with insomnia 💥

"You gave me up thinking I didn't have any powers! What makes you think I'll let you back into my life! I'm happy with my mom and the life I have now! She loved me and didn't care if I didn't have powers or not!" I yelled at them, tears running down my face (continue this with the reblogs! Cause I was see the stories others make!)

You were abandoned by your family for not having superpowers. The strongest superheroine adopts you and loves you as her son regardless. When you finally have superpowers, your former family wants you back but you don’t want to do anything with them.

". . . That explains why everytime I sneeze I commit arson" "WHAT?!" "Who said that?! Not me! Nope!"

"An initiate's mana could be imagined as a flame. Most are small candles to bright torches. And we at the Order help these flames flourish into something useful... but you're a raging wildfire."

Oh cool! I puked today then went shopping!!!!

i got lost today rhis was epic

My brain is so fucking confused...

I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside...

Hey... That's a good deal. I'm bisexual, I love Hades from greek mythology cause he's the nicest person. I'd be happy to date/marry his daughter.

You are perfectly immortal. You can’t age, you can’t get any wounds, you can survive anything, and even if the universe were to end you are immediately taken to another universe. Not because you are demi-god or a wizard, but because the god of death’s daughter is in love with you.

Reblogging because more people need to see this

When you see it, REBLOG IT.

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... were you talking to me or him? Cause if you were talking to him... I FIXED THE PROBLEM!

The hero busts through the door and says “I have come to end your reign of terror!” Just as you put a dagger through the emperor’s heart.

HOW IS THIS TRASH?! She also canonically should be able to cancel contracts since she's the princess of hell. P.S. I'm loving chaos causing Charlie.

Charlie saving Angel Dust or if she was more demonic ahahah

its kinda trash

Fish are you trying to become a musical artist or something?

LIFE IS A HIGHWAY

AND I WANNA RIDE IT ALL NIGHT LONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IF YOU'RE GOIN MY WAY 🫵🫵🫵😮

WELL!! THEN I WANNA DRIVE IT ALL NIGHT LONG!!!!!!!