In Elementary School, There Was A Time That I Was Terrified Of The Hand Dryers And Thus Would Refuse

If it keeps you from killing yourself it's not stupid. This applies to anything btw.

Finished the video of my bf and I playing Speaking From Ignorance where he tells me everything he thinks my CotL fic is about (because for some reason, upon him learning I write fanfiction, he wasn't disgusted and immediately wanted to know more) (also I would highly recommend this game to any fic writer this was so much fun). I'm very surprised with how much he got correct lol.

Here's the actual fic if you're interested lolol. (Hi hi hi if you do read it then thank you very much I love you)

He made me talk about One Piece so I might make a video on that idk.

Might also be up to making these videos for moots if they send me the audio file.

COTL Tumblr is an open field with a big red barn across the horizon

COTL Reddit and twitter are this huge ass 2000s esque mall where the barn workers hang out

@kuradoberijam

love people referring to the dracula offseason. i can't stop picturing exchanges like "well, we're in the offseason" "the Superbowl is literally this weekend" "no, not football. dracula"

you know that post that's like "if thinking naruto would be proud of you for brushing your teeth gets you to brush your teeth go for it" well today i texted my friends and asked them to pretend to be wizards sending me on a grand quest to eat lunch and buy hand soap and it worked so well i put a load of laundry in and did the dishes too so. i don't know what the lesson is here but maybe give that a try

“Late Night with the Devil” feels like it’s either the love child of Exorcist and Paranormal Activity or the movie adaptation of a creepypasta (like Candle Cove).

Even when you wanna be pale, sometimes you gotta sun like a lizard for your own mental health

Hamlet as a D&D paladin.

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