all these hoes piss me off. like nobody gives a fuck about you. all these people do is dance bad and smell worse. litterally i think i might die of overexertion, starvation, exhaustion, and dehydration. UGGHHHHH (side note: on my period)
our tour scorbus !!!!!
Firstly, when you get this, you have to answer with 5 things you like about yourself, publicly. Then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers (non-negotiable, positivity is cool)!!
thanks for the ask!!!
ummm i really like my hair when it’s done
my personality
my music taste!!
my expertise at block blast
my love ❤️
yall im writing a giant fic. should i do f!y/n or original female character? she will have a set last name either way.
reblog to break containment!
(yes, i made a dr for me to have kids)
ME
name: isabelle may barnes
age: 26, born july 5, XXXX
my fc: emilie kiser from tt (don’t ask)
job: stay at home mom
college: UCLA Anderson School for Buisness
likes: pilates, brunch, golf, watermelon, fashion, beach sunsets
dislikes: rudeness, improper ettiquette, zucchini, having nothing to do
MY FAMILY
my husband -
name: hayden parker barnes
age: 27, born may 25, XXXX
his fc: random guy i found on pinterest
job: CEO & founder of Kaltech Corp. (does not exist in this reality)
college: Stanford University, Buisness Management major
likes: brownies, football, his wife, golden retrievers
dislikes: biking, not knowing things, waiting in long lines, carrots
my kids(all girls) -
name: paisley june barnes
age: 5, born august 13
fc: a mix of parents, scandinavian hairline(important)
school: greenwich academy for girls, lower school (kindergarten)(yes this is also a school in this reality)
activities: dance, softball
likes: strawberries, moana, the beach house, dogs, jewelry, light up shoes, the sunrise
dislikes: waking up early, broccoli, nighttime, dark colors, orange juice
name: rose juliet barnes(rosie)
age: 4, born june 2
fc: mix of parents, scandinavian hairline
school: greenwich academy for girls(pre connecting- basically preschool)
activities: ice skating
likes: peanut butter, mom’s hoodies, makeup, watching gilmore girls, the playground
dislikes: purple, golden oreos, late nights, sprite, horses
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name: eleanor wren barnes(ellie)
age: 4, born june 2
fc: mix of parents, scandinavian hairline
school: greenwich academy for girls(pre connecting)
activities: ice skating, violin
likes: grape jelly, the zoo, reading, staying up late
dislikes: ipad time, cucumbers(not pickles though), strawberry ice cream, monkey bars
name: harper grace barnes(harpy)
age: 3, born september 21
fc: mix of parents, scandinavian hairline
likes: yogurt melts, mom’s stanley, walks in the stroller, the pool
dislikes: actual yogurt, the vacuum, yelling, going to bed
name: rory(yes, after gilmore girls)
species, breed: dog, border collie
photo:
ok im dead i’ll do another post for house, beach house, etc!!! love you <3
i want a love like i’ve seen in the movies, that’s why i’ll never fall in love - angst, short, tw: death
nothing else yet!
rehearsal is only in the afternoon today, meaning this morning i got to help my friend paint signs for the show! she is so good, literally an art master. i am hopeless but i helped paint the backs!! also got subway for lunch i love subway. we paint at a middle school because my company runs a theater program during the summer there, and their scene shop is so big :D the one at our home theater is TINY and you have to squeeze past the set pieces to get to the dressing rooms ugh. also the kids doing the program are so cute. i looked like a rat during middle school but they're very preppy now. lululemon, aviator nation, etc. i think its cute tho haha