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4 months ago

In Defense of Tolkien’s Mountains

At tor.com, Alex Acks asserts that the mountain ranges of northwestern Middle-earth are geologically implausible. But I think a fair reconstruction of Middle-earth tectonic history can be made. This is a long post, so I’m putting it behind a read-more:

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1 month ago

Explaining math jokes

So yeah I said I was gonna do it and now is the time I think (if I wait any longer I'm gonna have too much jokes to explain) IMPORTANT: I had a lot of trouble writing this because I don't really know what background to assume the reader has. So at each new explanation, assumed background changes. Difficulty of the concepts explained is in no particular order. So if there is something you don't understand, that's fine, just go read something else. Dually, if there is something you already know well, don't throw away the whole post. Though it is very possible you already know everything I'm gonna rant about lol Anyways let's get to it

geometric group theory talk but on the speaker’s slide instead of the Cayley graph of the free group on two generators there’s just loss

(link) Geometric group theory is a subfield of math that studies groups using geometry. A particular geometric thing that is often interesting to study for a given group is its Cayley graph, which roughly speaking is a graph that reflects in a way the structure of the group. My neurodivergent brain thought the Calyey graph of the free group on two generators lowkey looks like the abstracted loss meme in the original post:

Explaining Math Jokes

sooo, turns out the #latex tag is not for typography enthusiasts

(link) LaTeX is a typesetting engine and the industry standard for math. It's the thing almost everyone uses to typeset beautiful math equations and stuff on computers. If you're seriously interested in math I'd recommend you learn it. A good place to start would be Overleaf which is a free online LaTeX editor and has some tutorials on how to get started, though eventually you may want to switch to doing LaTeX on your computer directly

so a homological algebraist goes to see their therapist and says “doc, i’ve got complexes”

(link) Homological algebra is a branch of algebra that was born from algebraic topology. It has become widely used in many parts of math because of the computational power it brings. The gist of it is that people define a thing called a chain complex, that is a sequence of abelian groups (or modules, or maybe something even more general, look up abelian categories), with homomorphisms from one abelian group to the next called differentials, such that doing one differential then the next always gives you zero:

Explaining Math Jokes

If you're more comfortable with linear algebra, you can replace "abelian group" with "vector space" and "homomorphism" by "linear map". The fact that doing one differential then the next gives you zero means that the image of one differential is contained in the kernel of the next. Homological algebra is about finding ways to calculate exactly how far away we are from the image of a differential being exactly the kernel of the next. This is made precise when one defines homology groups, which are the quotient Ker(d_n)/Im(d_{n+1}). What happens in practice when we apply homological algebra is that we try to define an interesting chain complex related to what we are doing, so that the homology groups tell us something interesting about what's going on with whatever math thing interests us, and then we apply methods from homological algebra to calculate them. Any serious example of homological algebra being used is going to require a bit of math background, but two examples I can give are singular homology, from algebraic topology, and de Rham cohomology, from differential geometry (don't worry about the co-, it just means the indices go up instead of down). So yeah a homological algebraist would have complexes

If you’re not careful and you noclip out of reality in the wrong areas, you’ll end up in Hilbert’s Hotel

(link) Hilbert's Hotel is an imaginary hotel with infinitely many rooms, that is one room labeled zero, one room labeled one, one room labeled two, and so on. One room for every natural number. It reminds me of the backrooms, hence the joke. Hilbert's hotel is commonly used as a metaphor to think about how infinity behaves and how bijections work. For instance, if the hotel was full, but one new guest showed up, you could still get them a room: simply tell the person occupying room number n to move to room number n+1. Then room 0 will be empty and the new guest can stay in it. However, quite interestingly, it is possible for too many guests to show up and the hotel to be unable to give a room to all of them.

If you speak French, excellent math youtuber El jj (I heavily recommend you subscribe to his channel!) has a very good video on Hilbert's Hotel.

If you don't speak French but still speak English, here's a Veritasium video on Hilbert's hotel, and a Ted-Ed video on it.

“cats are liquid” factoid actually formalized by mathematicians as saying a cat is only truly defined up to homeomorphism

(link) Topological spaces are mathematical objects that abstract away the concept of nearness. What do I mean? Well, a topological space is a set X, together with a collection of subsets called "a topology", that in way specifies which points are "near" each other. This allows us to generalize a lot of concepts from real analysis, for instance limits: if you have a sequence of points (x_n), and they get "nearer" and "nearer" to some point x, well that point can be called the limit of the sequence. But topology also turns out to be massively useful to geometry: if I only gave you the set of points of a sphere, you wouldn't know they make up a sphere because you wouldn't know how to assemble them. But if I give you the set of points of a sphere and the correct topology on it, then you can actually know it is a sphere and do stuff with it. But as always, in math, we only consider things up to some notion of being "the same". This notion of "the same" for topological spaces is called "homeomorphism", and two things being homeomorphic corresponds to the more intuitive geometric intuition of "I can continuously deform one thing into the other without cutting or gluing stuff". For instance, a cube is homeomorphic to a sphere:

Explaining Math Jokes

Or more famously, a mug is homeomorphic to a donut:

Explaining Math Jokes

So cats only truly being defined up to homeomorphism kinda works to say they're liquid. Not math, but physicist Marc-Antoine Fardin did actual physics on cats being liquid and was award the 2017 IgNobel prize in physics for it.

i would describe my body type as only defined up to homotopy equivalence

(link) Homotopy equivalence is a weaker notion of two topological spaces "being the same". I won't go into details but I have seen it being describe as kind of like a homeomorphism, but you are also allowed to inflate/deflate objects. For instance, a filled cube is a "3d object" in a way (when you are inside the cube, you can move in 3 directions). This means it will never be homeomorphic to a 2d square because a property of homeomorphisms is that they preserve dimensions. But, the cube is homotopy equivalent to the square, because you can "deflate" the cube and squish it to make it a square. In fact, it is even homotopy equivalent to a point (you can just deflate it completely). Homotopy equivalence is weaker (more permissive) than homeomorphism, that is if two things are homeomorphic, then they must be homotopy equivalent, but not the other way around. You may ask yourself why we would care about a notion weaker than homeomorphisms that can't even tell apart points and cubes, and that's a fair question. I will provide one answer but there are definitely many more I haven't even learned yet. In algebraic topology, we are concerned with studying spaces by attaching algebraic thingies to them. Why do we do that? Because telling apart spaces is hard. Think about it: how do you prove a donut is not homeomorphic to a sphere? You'd have to consider all possible deformations of a donut and show none of them is a sphere. This is mathematically hopeless. Algebraic topology solves this by attaching algebraic invariants to spaces. What do I mean? Well we have a way of saying that a donut has "one hole" and a sphere has "zero holes", and we have a theorem saying that if two things are homeorphic they must have the same number of holes (the number of holes is an invariant). Therefore we know that a donut cannot be homeomorphic to a sphere. Usually we have more sophisticated invariants (homotopy groups, homology groups, the cohomology ring, and other stuff) that are not just numbers but algebraic structures, but the same principle remains. It turns out a lot of these invariants are actually invariants for homotopy equivalence, that is, they will not be able to tell apart homotopy equivalent spaces. This is useful to know: for instance, a band and a Möbius band are both homotopic to a circle, so you know that if you want to tell them apart, you're going to need more than the classical algebraic invariants (if you know a bit of algebraic topology and you're curious about that, this can be done by thinking of them as vector bundles, but also through more elementary methods, see this stackexchange post). Also, if you want to calculate some invariants for a complicated space, a good place to start can be to try to find a less complicated space that is homotopy equivalent to the original space (and this is often doable since homotopy equivalence is a kind of weak notion).

in ‘Murica land of the free every module is born with a basis

(link) In 1st-year linear algebra, we study vector spaces over fields. But in more advanced linear algebra, we study modules over rings, which are basically vector spaces, but over rings instead of fields. It turns out dropping the condition that every non-zero scalar must be invertible makes the algebra much more complicated (and interesting!). When a module has a basis, we say it is free, hence the joke. If this basis is finite, we say that the module has finite rank, and the length of the basis is the rank of the module (exactly like dimension for vector spaces!), hence the tag "not every module ranks the same though".

testicular torsion? this wouldn’t happen over a field

(link) Continuing on modules, modules can sometimes have what is called torsion. Let's take Z-modules, or as you may know them, abelian groups! Indeed, a "vector space over Z" is actually the same as an abelian group: any module has an underlying abelian group (just forget you know how to scale elements) and conversely, if you take an abelian group, you know that any element a is supposed to be 1a, so 2a must be (1+1)a = 1a + 1a = a + a. More generally, for any positive integer n, n.a = a + ... + a, n times, and if n is negative, n.a = (-a) + ... + (-a), n times. So knowing how addition works actually tells us how Z must scale elements. With that out of the way, take the Z-module formed by the integers mod n, Z/nZ. It is an abelian group, so a Z-module, but something weird happens here that doesn't happen in a vector space: n.1 = 0. You can scale something, by a non-zero scalar (in fact a non-zero-divisor scalar), and still end up with 0. This is known as torsion, and vector spaces (modules over fields) don't have that. So yeah, testicular torsion? that wouldn't happen over a field. Also, watch out: the notion of torsion for a module over a ring is not necessarily the same as the notion of torsion for the underlying abelian group. Z/4Z doesn't have torsion, when seen as a Z/4Z-module.

Mathematical band names

(link) For these posts, I'll be quickly explaining each band name, and i'll be including good additions from other peeps! (with proper credit of course, you can't expect a wannabe-academic to not cite their sources) (also plagiarism is bad) (if no one is credit that means I thought of the band name)

Algebrasmith, The Smathing Pumpkins, System of an Equations, My Mathematical Romance, I Don't Know How But They Found X, Will Wood and the Tape Measures (by @dorothytheexplorothy), DECO*3^3 (by @associativeglassdesert), The Teach Boys, Dire Straight Lines, n Directions, XYZ Top, Mathallica: I have nothing to explain here

Rage against the Module: if you've read the parts of this post about modules, you get it (partly inspired by the commutative algebra class I'm taking right now, I love it, but I've been stuck on a problem for some time)

The pRofinite Stones: a profinite space is a topological space obtained by some process involving finite, discrete spaces. They are usually called Stone spaces, hence the joke

Mariah Cayley: Arthur Cayley was a mathematician. It's the same Cayley from the Cayley graphs! (also Cayley-Hamilton, if you've heard of the theorem)

Billie Eigen: eigenvalues and eigenvectors are linear algebra concepts. For a given operator on a space, its eigenvalues are scalars that tell us a lot about the operator. This is not my field but I have heard in quantum physics physical quantities like mass, speed, etc are replaced by operators, and eigenvalues correspond to states the physical system can be in

Smash Product: in algebraic topology/homotopy theory, the smash product is an operation on pointed topological spaces that is interesting for categorical purposes (it gives a symmetric monoidal category structure to the category of compactly generated pointed topological spaces, if you know what that means) somebody once told me, the world is categories

FOIL out boy (by @mathsbian): FOIL is a way of remembering how to expand products that some people learn. It means First, Outer, Inner, Last. So if you expand (a+b)(c+d) using FOIL, you get ac + ad + bc + bd.

Sheaf in a Birdcage (by @dorothytheexplorothy): a (pre)sheaf is a way of assigning algebraic data to a topological space (or a generalized notion of space). A presheaf is a sheaf if the data respects some locality condition. (pre)sheaves were introduced by Jean Leray but really used by Grothendieck to completely transform algebraic geometry, and are now widely used in modern geometry (they show up to abstract the notion of "a geometric thing"). I can't explain much more as I am still learning about sheaf theory!

The Curry-Howard correspondents (by @dorothytheexplorothy): the Curry-Howard correspondence, in logic/theoretical computer science, essentially says that algorithms (computer programs) correspond to mathematical (constructive) proofs. I'm no computer scientist or logician so I'll avoid saying dumb stuff by not trying to explain more, but I know it can be made more precise using lambda calculus.

Le(ast com)mon Demoninator (by @dorothytheexplorothy): I don't think I have to explain anything here (let's be honest, if you're reading this, you probably already know what a least common denominator is), but I will say that the band name being spoofed here is Lemon Demon (Neil Cicierega's musical project) and I love his music go listen to it. Also I love the word demoninator thank you for that dottie

Taylor Serieswift (by @associativeglassdesert): a Taylor series is an infinite sum that approximates a nice-enough (analytic) function around a point. This is useful because the Taylor series only depends on the derivatives of the function at one point but can approximate its behavior on more that one point, and also because the Taylor series is a power series, so a more tractable kind of function. In particular if we truncate it, that is stop at some term, we get a polynomial that approximates our function well around a point, and polynomials are very nice to work with (this is where kinda cursed stuff you may have seen in physics like sin(x) = x or tan(x) = x comes from!)

mxmmatrix (by @associativeglassdesert): you may have heard a matrix is a table of numbers. Actually, it's much more than that. Matrices are secretly functions! In fact, very special kind of functions (linear maps) between very special kind of objects (finite-dimensional vector spaces). And if you've seen how to multiply matrices before but have not been told why we do it that way, be not afraid, there is actually an answer. The answer is that when we take some x, do one linear map f to get f(x), then another linear map g to get g(f(x)), we actually end up with a new linear map, gf. And if you take a matrix representing f and multiply it (left) by a matrix representing g, you get a matrix representing gf. This is why the matrix product is done like that: it's actually composition of functions! If this interests you, consider reading more about abstract linear algebra.

Ring Starr (by @associativeglassdesert): a ring is an algebraic structure. Take the integers. What can we do with them? We can add them together, addition is associative (when adding a bunch of stuff we don't need parentheses), commutative (a+b = b+a), we have zero that doesn't do anything when adding (a+0 = a), and we have opposites: for any integer a, we have another integer -a such that (a + (-a) = 0). But we also have multiplication: multiplication is associative (no need for parentheses again), commutative, we have 1 and multiplying by 1 doesn't do anything, and multiplication distributes over addition. Now, re-read what I just said but replace "integer" by "real number". Or "complex number". When seeing such similar behavior by different things (there are in fact many more examples that those I just gave), mathematicians are compelled to abstract away and imagine rings. A ring is a set of stuff, with some way to add the stuff and some way to multiply the stuff that satisfies the properties I talked about above. Sometimes we also drop some properties, for instance we allow multiplication to not be commutative (ab =/= ba). By allowing this, square matrices of a given dimension form a ring! Quaternions, if you know what they are, also form a ring. A lot of things are rings. Rings are cool. Learn about rings.

WLOGic (by @associativeglassdesert): WLOG is mathematician speak for "without loss of generality".

Alice and Bob Cooper: in many math problems, people are called Alice and Bob. Because A and B. Yes there is a Wikipedia page for this

The four Toposes: a topos is a kind of category meant to resemble a topological space. Grothendieck toposes are used in algebraic geometry and elementary topoi are used in logic. I can't explain more since I don't really know anything about topoises besides that they are kinda scary and that people really like to argue about what the plural of "topos" should be

Green-Tao Day: the Green-Tao theorem says that if you have a positive integer n, then you can find prime numbers p1, p2, ..., pn, such that they are evenly spaced (or equivalently, in an arithmetic progression). It's pretty neat. I have no idea how the proof goes, though. It must be pretty complicated, since it was proven in 2004.

Aut(Kast)/Inn(Kast): I'm really proud of that one. So if you have a group G, you can look at bijective group homomorphisms from G to G, or as they are more well-known, automorphisms of G. Together with composition, they form a group, called Aut(G). Now we already know of some automorphisms of G: if g is any element of G, then x ↦ gxg^{-1} is an automorphism of G (proof is left as an exercise to the tumblr). These automorphisms are called inner automorphisms of G, and they form a normal subgroup of Aut(G). The quotient group Aut(G)/Inn(G) is called the outer automorphisms of G and denoted Out(G), which is reason behind the band name.

Depeche modulo: modulo is a math word that means "up to [some notion of being the same]". For instance the integers modulo 7 are the integers but we declare that two integers a and b are the same if 7 divides a-b. From there we get modular arithmetic which you may have heard of. This kind of operation is called a quotient and is insanely useful in all branches of mathematics.

Phew! We're done with the band names. For now.

"oh you like math? what's 1975 times 7869?" well that's a great question Jimmy but to answer it first I need to construct the natural numbers. [...]

(link) So this is a post about a type of response math people get when they say they do math which is that people automatically assume this give us insane mental math power. It does not. The rest of the post is about constructing the natural numbers in the ZFC axiomatic system. I'm kinda lazy and don't want to get into all that but here's a good video by certified good math channel Another Roof about it: what IS a number? The same channel has several other videos on that same topic, go watch em if you're interested

1957 times 7869 (IF IT EVEN EXISTS) is the universal object with morphisms into 1957 and 7869

This is a joke by @dorothytheexplorothy in the notes of the previous post. The joke here comes from interpreting "times" are referring to the categorical notion of product. I'm actually not gonna explain anything here because 1) this post is taking forever to write and 2) I will probably rant about category theory in the future. Here are two videos by Oliver Lugg you can watch:

27 Unhelpful Facts About Category Theory (funni video)

A Sensible Introduction to Category Theory (serius video)

and here are two books you can use to learn more if you're interested:

Seven Sketches in Compositionality (very applied, very nice, I think easy to read)

Basic Category Theory (less applied, is a typical math book)

she overfull on my \hbox till i (5.40884pt too wide)

(link) This she on my till i joke is based on a LaTeX warning you get when it can't figure out how to typeset your document well and that leads to a margin being exceeded.

Time for the math battle reblog chain

(half of the posts are by @dorothytheexplorothy)

fuck you *forgets your group is a group and only remembers it's a set now*

So any group has an underlying set, and any group homomorphism is actually a map between these underlying sets. This means that the operation of "forgetting a group is a group and only remembering it's a set" is a functor. This is less useless than you might think, because of adjunctions.

two can play at that game *constructs a free group over this set, even bigger and better than the one I had*

So basically in lots of cases the functor that forgets some structure is (right) adjoint to some other functor. You do not need to know exactly what this means to read the rest, don't worry. What it means is basically that from the operation of forgetting some structure, we can get another operation, which adds structure, in a "natural" way. In the case of forgetting a group is a group and only remembering it's a set, the adjoint functor is the "free group" functor, that takes a set and constructs the free group on it. This idea of free objects works not just for groups but for a whole lotta stuff. See this part of the Wikipedia page on forgetful functors for some information.

oh don't get me started *abelianizes your free group, now it's just a big direct sum of Z's*

A non-abelian group can be turned into one through abelianization, which is quotienting out by the commutator subgroup. This makes sense: commutativity is asking ab = ba for all a, b, which is asking aba^{-1} b^{-1} = 1 for all a, b, which is precisely what we get when quotienting by the subgroup generated by words of the form aba^{-1} b^{-1}. Abelianization is also a functor, so it fits the theme. The abelianization of a free group is a free abelian group, and a free abelian group is a direct sum of a bunch of copies of Z.

big mistake, friend *moves over to the endomorphism group over that group and treating composition as multiplication, thus replacing it with a unital ring*

The endomorphism group of an abelian group is actually a ring (like in linear algebra, endomorphisms form a unital ring with composition as multiplication). I don't think this construction is functorial, though? (correct me if I'm wrong on that. correct me if I'm wrong on anything, really. if i'm wrong about stuff send me an ask and i'll fix it)

you fool, you fell right into my trap! *takes the field of fractions of your ring* have fun working in the category of fields! now you only have monomorphisms and your eyes to shed tears

So I thought I had the advantage here because fields are, categorically speaking, very bad. This is (I think) mainly because a homormorphism of fields is always injective (so is a monomorphism, that is left-cancellable). In fact, products of fields don't exist, direct sum of fields don't exist, a lot of categorical constructions we usually like don't exist in this category. We basically only have inclusions. I will elaborate on why I was wrong in my post here in a bit

fuckkk idk enough about schemes or whatever to get out of this! you've bested me X(

Schemes are the main objects of study of algebraic geometry. I won't being to try and explain what they are because it is very abstract and I don't even really understand the definition (yet). I just know they're algebraic geometer's analogue of a "geometric object", like how smooth manifolds are to a differential geometer.

wait actually I just realized the ring of endomorphisms of a free abelian group has no business being an integral domain, or even commutative. so I think taking the field of fractions makes no sense, and I actually lost the battle.

So the field of fractions construction only makes sense for integral domains. The name of this construction is really explicit: passing from an integral domain to its field of fractions is the same thing as passing from Z to Q, or from k[X] to k(X) if you know what that is. However I made a mistake, since the ring we were talking about is almost never commutative (much like matrices).

WON ON A TECHNICALITY LET'S GOOOOO

well played, dottie

yeah, uh, we oidified your boyfriend. yeah we took his core concept and horizontally categorified it. yeah he's (or they're?) a many-object version of himself now. sorry about your one-object boyfriendoid

(link) Oidification (also known as horizontal categorification but "oidification" sounds funnier) is a way of categorifying a concept, by turning it in a "many-object" version of itself. For instance, a one-object category is precisely a monoid, so the concept of category is the oidification of the concept of a monoid. A category where every morphism is invertible is called a groupoid, and a one-object groupoid is precisely a group. The name "oidification" probably comes from the fact that after being oidified, the name of the concept gets added the suffix -oid. So a category is a monoidoid. In fact, you can even have monoidal monoidoids. Category theory really is well-suited to shitposting huh

My advisor [...] stared into my soul and noticed I liked categories. It's over for me, i am going to end up a homotopy theorist, or worse, a youtuber

(link) Category theory has the reputation of being abstract nonsense. I don't disagree. I guess I have a slightly-above-average tolerance to category theory and algebra. This has led to a not-insignificant amount of people in my life telling me I'm gonna end up in one of the abstract-nonsense-related fields like homotopy theory, infinity-category theory, etc. The "or worse, a youtuber" part was stolen from the following quote

Research shows that when someone becomes personally invested in an idea, they can become very close-minded. Or worse, a youtuber.

-hbomberguy, Vaccines and Autism: A Measured Response (4:12)

(this video is incredible, if you haven't seen it yet, go watch it)

PHEW.

I'm done. For now. This took multiple hours to write. I hope you enjoyed this post! If you enjoyed it, please let me know! If you have any questions or want to tell me "youre doing good lad" or want to yell at me, my asks are open! Thank you for reading this far! If there is a post I talked about here you found funny, you can click on the (link) to look at the original post. Give me those sweet sweet statistics. I crave them. I NEED that dopamine hit of knowing someone interacted with my blog. ok bye


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3 weeks ago

My favorite genre of self-portrait is cartoonists being bothered by their characters while trying to draw

My Favorite Genre Of Self-portrait Is Cartoonists Being Bothered By Their Characters While Trying To

Bill Watterson – Calvin and Hobbes (1986)

My Favorite Genre Of Self-portrait Is Cartoonists Being Bothered By Their Characters While Trying To

Hergé – Tintin (1947, Tintin Magazine)

My Favorite Genre Of Self-portrait Is Cartoonists Being Bothered By Their Characters While Trying To

Albert Uderzo – Asterix (the cover of Uderzo l'Irreductible (2018), but originally much older)

My Favorite Genre Of Self-portrait Is Cartoonists Being Bothered By Their Characters While Trying To

Jeff Smith – Bone (1993, Bone Holiday Special)

My Favorite Genre Of Self-portrait Is Cartoonists Being Bothered By Their Characters While Trying To

Walt Kelly – Pogo (1950, Maclean's Magazine)

And a bonus:

My Favorite Genre Of Self-portrait Is Cartoonists Being Bothered By Their Characters While Trying To

Berkeley Breathed – Bloom County


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4 months ago

What issues would a Jewish Werewolf face? I mean with a lunar calendar and so many of the holidays near the full moon, they would have to get pretty inventive, just think about sleeping in the succah, or since Yom Kippor is about 4 days from the full moon, it should make things interesting as in most stories weres start to lose control near the full moon.

HMMM! (and thank you for sending me these anons!)

I suspect it depends on what tradition we’re drawing from. Werewolves as a whole are mostly a European thing, although people changing into or communing with animals is pretty much a worldwide myth. 

Some things to think about: If you’re not fully conscious (or not conscious in the same way) when you’re a wolf, are you accountable for any destruction you cause? Does transformation count as work? (Also, if you can’t stop yourself from doing work, you probably aren’t breaking Shabbat..) Can you attend synagogue as a wolf?

 And we do have recorded cases of nice werewolves! In Latvia in 1692, an eighty-year-old man named Thiess confessed to being a werewolf who, with other werewolves, regularly went to Hell three times a year to fight Satan to ensure a good harvest. This would be a great tradition for Sukkot, Shavuot, and Tu B’Shevat, and I propose we all adopt the custom immediately!


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1 month ago
a screenshot of a tweet by rebecca pierce @aptly_engineerd. the tweet reads "this is how they wrote the talmud." underneath is a screenshot from the movie airbud. there are two referees and a man in a suit. one of the referees is looking at a book. there are captions that read "he's right. ain't no rule that says a dog can't play basketball."

i think about this post a lot


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1 month ago

On Criticism vs. Insult

It is important to understand the difference between appropriate criticism and constructive feedback vs. insults.

One can help you grow, while the other is not something you have to carry, as they are unnecessary burdens given to you for torment.

While it is easier said than done to let go of the heavy baggage, the first step is awareness. It is vital to carry the ability to distinguish between criticism and insult, and to be able to discern if what has been given to you is out of good or bad intentions.


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4 months ago

I learned today that the International Baccalaureate organization (the ones who run the IB tests) consider the topics lists for their courses to be copyrighted and confidential. They won't share them without a signed release.

I'm genuinely offended by this. I don't know how the fuck you're supposed to evaluate or understand the program without knowing what topics it covers! (They'll share the topics list with me, specifically, in the course of evaluating the test for my university; but I have to sign a release, and have to promise not to share them with colleagues, because they want my colleagues to sign the same release.)

And there's, like, no point to this. It's not a major secret what the topics a calculus course should cover are. (And sure, they do some stats and matrices or something too, and that's all the added info.) I think you can't even legally "copyright" the contents of these lists, because it's factual information and that's not copyrightable.

I'm really seriously tempted to issue an official recommendation to my university to stop giving any credit for IB tests until this policy gets reversed. If they won't freely share information on the program and the test, we'll have to assume that it's valueless and shouldn't earn credit.

(My only hesitation to that is it's probably a quixotic quest that would just hassle some innocent IB students. But if I can get a bunch of other departments to sign on I'll absolutely do it; IB can't sustain that policy if universities stop rolling over for it.)


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4 months ago
Tag Yourself I’m Aled’s IPad

Tag yourself I’m Aled’s iPad


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4 months ago

@paradife-loft​ recently posted something jokingly commenting about how the fact that Hobbits call the Baranduin the “Brandywine” implies that the words for “brandy” and “wine” in Westron are in fact, “brandy” and “wine.”

I used to wonder about that myself and a while ago I looked it up. The truth is, maybe unfortunately, something different, but really interesting and it involves not one but two layers of puns:

 Brandywine is actually a very loose translation of the pun. The Hobbits first named the river Branda-nîn, which means border water, because it is, in fact, a border marker, and it sounds like the Sindarin name, Baranduin. But then later they started calling it the Bralda-hîn, which means “heady ale.”

So from there we have Tolkien “translate” it to Brandywine, to preserve the pun being based on a very Hobbit-like alcoholic drink and the sound similarity to the Baranduin, even if it did miss one of the linguistic layers.

But here’s the best part - the Hobbits named the river the Bralda-hîn because it was the color of ale. And the original Sindarin name, Baranduin? It means golden-brown river. So basically the Hobbits took a Sindarin name whose meaning they probably didn’t know, gave it a similar sounding name in Westron, and then made a pun off that Westron to give the river’s name a meaning similar to its original Sindarin one in the first place.


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His Famous Last Words: Billy Joel’s River of Dreams

From the first few chords of “No Man’s Land” to the fade-out at the end of “Famous Last Words”, this album is entirely unlike anything else I’ve ever heard. Heck, it’s unlike Billy Joel. He made a name for himself as the Piano Man—twenty years after that iconic breakout single, he made an album with barely a hint of piano on it and pretty much disappeared so that he could give new musicians a chance to be heard. And he didn’t come back until he had a truly worthwhile song to share.

Now, he’d seen his share of style changes over the years—look at Glass Houses or even The Bridge. But if those albums were a slow shuffle away from his piano-oriented roots, River of Dreams was a flying leap as he traded his trademark baby grand for overdriven guitars. But under this grittier rock sound, it really still feels like a Billy Joel album.

In my mind, no song handles better this fusion of the new sound with Billy’s signature lyrical style and themes than “No Man’s Land”. Despite its obviously rock sound, it is in many ways a thematic successor to The Stranger’s opening track, “Movin’ Out (Anthony’s Song)”. The two songs handle the a very similar sense of disillusionment and uncertainty, as well as the idea that you shouldn’t take what you’re told at face value. To the average listener, this is a shockingly punk rock sentiment to hear from a pop-oriented singer-songwriter, especially as blatant as it is in “No Man’s Land”. But I feel like this theme returning is a wonderful way to close the book on his career as a (probably unintentional) callback.

But that’s just it—this is his final album. He stepped back from music after River of Dreams. This whole album has a sense of finality about it; Billy has always been a storyteller more than just about any songwriter I’ve ever seen, and he seems to have done everything in his power to make his last big story (at least for now) great. For that reason, I find this album thematically akin to Turnstiles. Both deal with moving on and change, though in very different ways. That’s why—to me, anyway—this album seems so fitting as a goodbye. The drastically different styles present here fit and compliment the overall theme of change.

This is all pulled together by the final track, “Famous Last Words”. It’s a slow-paced, easygoing song exploring the prospect of change through the shift from summer into fall, ultimately using this as a metaphor for the end of Billy’s musical career. But it looks to this uncertain future with a feeling of safety and contentment, secure in the knowledge that good things must be somewhere up the road. It’s similar to “Vienna” in that way, as it’s also about accepting the future not with dread but with a willingness to go at your own speed and enjoy the scenery while you’re there.

I’d consider “Famous Last Words” to be among the greatest closing tracks ever—probably topped only by “The Long One” on the Beatles’ Abbey Road. It closes the record with every bit of strength with which “No Man’s Land” opened it, though in an entirely different way. With a track like this as his last true song for so many years, I think “Turn the Lights Back On” wasn’t the perfect single to release; it was the only one that could follow this song in theme, quality, and lyrics. In fact, I would count “Turn the Lights Back On” as almost a coda to River of Dreams because of this.

In the end, though, I think what River of Dreams represents most to me is an artist who wanted to leave a good legacy in terms of his work. From start to finish, it feels like Billy gave this record his all, and I have nothing but respect for any musician who decides to step back when they feel they have nothing left to say at the moment. Not to mention the fact that his decision to stop making new albums every few years most likely gave him time to really buckle down and get to breaking that record for longest residency at Madison Square Garden. Between the aforementioned residency and the clear care and effort put into both River of Dreams and “Turn the Lights Back On”, it seems that Billy Joel has a level of dedication to both his music and his fans that I greatly respect. If he were to make another full-length record, this precedent is enough to show me that it would very likely be a worthwhile one.


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